so i bought a new car. a 2006 chevy laser blue cobalt. fucking sweet. so who's up for a party sometime soon?

so my working is having this huge contest countrywide and they had a presentation from at the office i work at. during the presentation they ask for volunteers that would love to make a fool of themselves, so of course i volunteered, as did my friend mike and karen. (all three of us are from the same section so that was funny to me that out of the ( Read more... )

and the award for worst movie ever goes to ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ExtremeLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme ( Read more... )

i hate wiggers. i think they should all be shot and raped, guys and girls alike. they're all trash, and deserve to be treated like trash. you filthy disgusting pieces of shit.

Your real name: William ( Read more... )

This is coming from me, so it might be a shock but here goes.

GROW THE FUCK UP!!!

move the fuck out of your parents house! your over 20 and still live at home, you moron. it doesn't mattter if it's cheaper, if it means giving up your freedom then maybe you should think about working harder rather than taking the easy way out. and no more bullshit stories either. dumbass.

we finally got a decent cable package, and i'm getting a DVR system next week, so for the last three nights i'm been up watching adult swim. now i'm really a loser. thank you nerds everywhere.

maybe it's just the alcohol, or the boredom, by why the hell is the ! key and the ? key so far way from each other. it's almost the same fucking thing. plus i use them all the time, like WTF!? you see that was a long fucking stretch to type both of those. if they were right there together i would get more use out of loud confusing words while ( Read more... )