No more self-absorbed entries. Kick my ass if I try it, ok?

*EMERGING STORY* The Crazy Crane Man got tasered and finally came down. Word is that he and The Runaway Bride have started to date. *EMERGING STORY*

In an unsurprising turn of events, I start a new job next week. I've had more damn jobs, but I'm always working on the latest hardware gadgets. (That's three phrases starting with I.) These places tend to keep me around until my relative brilliance starts to decline and meets up with my rising craziness. I've been told I master these things ( Read more... )

Back in the day, I went to a Democrat fundraiser and got my picture taken with Al Gore. There's this Very Southern lady I know who was also there. Her brother is a former White House chief of staff. Anyway, back to her. Her southern accent was so deep that she called the man Al Goa. I've been thinking about that all day, while I look for that ( Read more... )

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.  - Robertson Davies
I live it every day.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth. - Lenin That's not only true; fags count on it!

Cynically yours,
--Bill Monkey

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky ( Read more... )

Today was one of those days that's so full of beauty that you can't help but notice. It was almost 90 degrees and sunny, but the humidity was low. "It was a dry heat." And about my Current Music, it's a live streaming dancey music thing. http://www.wda1.com. One disappointing thing happened ( Read more... )

Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you.
She also told me,
stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.
Just the other day I heard a
soldier falling off some indonesian junk that’s going round.

Mommy’s
alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender,
surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father ( Read more... )

It's a night of mania. I don't feel like sleeping. Am I going to be a mess in the morning. Hey, I hope I get called about the job I just interviewed for. That would rock.

Ok, mine didn't turn out as nice as Dae-dae's!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ( Read more... )