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bitches at the same time never felt sooo good. probly cuz it never happened before. im sure it will be awesome. it never actually happened yet but it is soon gonna happen. probly right after never comes. which takes forever jesus. I love jesus. goodnight Yalllll ( Read more... )

I am shocked. That's all I can say, really. And I had to hold it in all night ( Read more... )

" Cram it in your Cram Hole "

Dodgeball = Fuckin Great

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. A Penis Model

i own one. or two.

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.

Da Fear ( Read more... )

IM GONNA STAPLEGUN A CUBAN IMMIGRANT TO YOUR FACE AND CALL HIM A DOUCHSTASH - Jim Woz

"I always knew that fuckin faggot mother fucker was gay"

as i walked into my brothers room and my mom was standing in the door.

Funny in my eyes

billbraskie's LJ stalker is darshthemarsh!darshthemarsh is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also prank calling you regularly!

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Dream as long as you can, because when you wake up you die. (somethin like that) "JenMiller" "MillerTime's Sister" "bj's sis"