So stepmom and sister are about to kill each other ( Read more... )

1. find a big snowy hill, and split up into two teams (the bigger the teams, the better ( Read more... )

I get to go to Miami. No bullshit this time. Just me and dad. no brothers/sisters/bitchy stepmoms ( Read more... )

Something’s wrong, shut the light ( Read more... )

1. Yoink
An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill. "Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

dude. Jazz II has a concert on fucking sunday. NOBODY knows their music. Except maybe the Saxes. And half the trombones. and the piano. FUCKED.

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I have the awesomest life ever. Things have never been better for me.

So why do i feel sad?

I don't fucking GET depressed. I've never been sad without a reason before. Fuck, I'm not usually sad even WITH a reason. This is discouraging.

but it was only fantasy ( Read more... )

Common sense is incredibly overrated. Sure, it's good to have, but it's soo much better to ignore. Life is a MILLION times more fun without common sense. Really, what's the point of living if you never have fun?