when someone asks you if you're a god

[billsprestonesq]

Some advice-

If, by chance, you end up going to a Mexican Cantina on Cinco de Mayo, and you order a pitcher of margaritas, and the waitress asks if you want them "Texas-style,"-

You say YES.

[thank you winston]

Comments

[miakittycb]

its so true

[carabou]

What is "Texas-style"? Do the margaritas come with ten-gallon hats and ginormous belt buckles?

[billsprestonesq]

They seem to forego many of the ingredients that are not tequila.

When we asked the difference, she said texas style was "stronger."

This is a statement akin to me saying "The difference between a quadrapalegic infant with osteoporosis and Superman on metaamphetamines is that Superman is 'stronger'."