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billy enright --

[adjective]:

Tastes like fried chicken

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i figured out how to time travel into the future.

first you get yourself some cisco bumwine.

then you drink the cisco bumwine.

next thing you know, its a day and a half later.

im goin to drive with pete to vegas.

he just informed me that there are some casinos before vegas.

one of them is named buffalo bill's and another one is named whiskey pete's.

since im bill and he is pete, i hope we make it to vegas.

dont you hate it when your nut flush draw doesnt come in????

so yesturday after seeing for your consideration with parker, djohn, and showtime we went to kareoke at paddy murphy's ( Read more... )

being drunk in the morning is crazy. now i gotta hang out with the guy at the deli who asked me if a was a nazi. i dont know how this happened. maybe cause i was drunk.

in other news. i think im gonna try out for the next last comic standing. i need to find out when that is. i have a great joke that i think they'll like.