LiveJournal
Trading Cards
Free Account Edition


( Read more... )

As promised, here's the baby update. My wife, Butters, and innumerable other people who mocked me were wrong, and I am now eagerly awaiting the birth of my son. The name we have currently agreed on is William Patrick Jewell, but I am open to other options since my wife is not wild about it. If anyone has suggestions, I would gratefully take ( Read more... )

For the two or three of you who still read these, this afternoon I find out whether my kid will be a boy or a girl... Updates to come!

Your Element Is Earth


( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I love this week. The week between Christmas and New Year's. I just came off a four day weekend, I'm going to work three days, and then I have a three day weekend. It's a beautiful time ( Read more... )

Well, in the season of nondenominational cheer, I wanted to take this opportunity to wish all my friends a happy RamaHanuKwanzMas, and best wishes for a non-offensive celebratory event! As you all know, the last thing I would do is intentionally offend someone, so I figured I'd cover all the bases ( Read more... )

I hereby apologise to the members of the Friday night duty crew whom I do like. You know who you are, and I'm sorry if I grouped you in for the sake of easy generalization. I do NOT, however, apologise to anyone else that I'm pissed at, and you can go F yourselves, F yourselves right in the mouths.

So, I have this friend, Dale. Most of y'all know him already, but for those that don't, Dale is my twin brother, separated at birth. He's from California and I'm from New York, but despite growing up 3000 miles away we're almost identical in our basic ideas about life and way of thinking. We've been friends for about two years, since he joined ( Read more... )

Back again, sorry for the looooooooong absence, but things have been a bit on the nutty side. Let's see, since last we met, my home has been (nearly) transformed. It is now 90% green, and NOT PINK. It is so important for me that my house is NOT PINK. I notice that my last post was in August, so it was before my birthday. I am now officially a ( Read more... )