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[billygnosis]

oh my god people suck.

especially people that come to roma pizza with the apparently specific purpose of making my life hell.

and then when i get pissed off and impatient with them, and its all said and done, i start to second guess myself and wonder if im just an easily irritated asshole.

i dunno.

they still suck though.

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[poetic_affinity]

but i getta discount!

[billygnosis]

oh man.

you didnt.

you better show me your discount card.

if you forget it, im sure we can arrange something...

[pinkhollywood]

can i try to make your life hell the next time todd and i come for dinner?

[billygnosis]

good luck

[jkel25]

Well, you are an easily irritated asshole and as a second point... I was born into a secret society in which our respective familes have been fueding for centuries back to the days of our motherlands and I have been raised my entire life to make you, your ancestors and your kin's lives a living hell. Don't take it personally. Or do.

On that note:
I'll take a pizza with everything on it. Wait... no. Actually yes. Wait, hold the... no leave it. Actually, do you have bacon? You don't? Hold on then... Okay, got it: Half pepperoni, and half bacon. Oh I forgot, no bacon? Then I'll have a two mediums one pepperoni and one extra cheese with mushrooms on three quarters of it. Can you put only a little sauce on the second one and make sure there are no tomato chunks in it? Actually did I say mediums? I meant larges. And do you have bacon? What? No???
Crap. Fine, I'll just have a coke.

[billygnosis]

actually, i do have bacon.