Why is it that my immense self-confidence always fails when I'm counting on it the most?

She was right there!

Things I've learned over the past few days ( Read more... )

I wish I were a ninja, or a master thief ( Read more... )

Here I am, sitting at home on a saturday afternoon. Nothing much has changed ( Read more... )

It's been so long since I've updated this thing that they changed the setup on me ( Read more... )

One of my roommates is now convinced I'm going to stab a knife through the wall, kill her, and eat her.

Not bad for only 4 weeks.

(insert low update frequency update apology here ( Read more... )

Before I begin, I'd just like to state that is the first journal enrty written using the keyboard on my laptop, because I'm too damn lazy to climb underneath and plug in the other one ( Read more... )

Seen in the background of an episode of Sealab 2021:

A typical Soviet propaganda poster with the legend "I haven't eaten sliced bread since I was twelve."

That is all.

sweet jesus almighty, I haven't written in this thing in a while ( Read more... )