Deadpool broke my brain.

[billykaplan]

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[teddyaltman]

*snags Billy, cuddles him*

Okay, seriously, I don't want to beat him up, but he needs to quit commenting on the nubile thing. Mine. *nibbles*

On a lighter note, I see that someone broke that rule about you not being allowed to have duct tape...

[billykaplan]

It was for a good cause. *nuzzle, snuggle* If ever there was anyone deserving a duct taping, it's Deadpool.

Or possibly Kl'rt.

[teddyaltman]

*cuddles, kisses* And you did a very good job with it.

I'm not sure that duct taping Kl'rt would work. Last I checked, duct tape is still flammable.

[billykaplan]

I could probably make it not be flammable. *nuzzle, nibble, lick*

[magnetlips]

Isn't this the second time he's called one of us nubile? At least it's not me.

[teddyaltman]

If I recall correctly, he was all excited about fighting "nubile female heroes" or something.

Then he got caught and he commented on Billy's and my particular nubility.

If he keeps it up, I'm going to have to pummel him.

[magnetlips]

Ewww.

Remind me to tell Vision to protect me from-

Nevermind.

[teddyaltman]

I'm pretty sure that protecting you from creepy people falls under the Vision's default settings.

Err...want to talk about it?

[princeoftarnax]

Nubile? By Holy T'rax I have to get off this planet.

[teddyaltman]

Nubile: adjective.
1. of marriageable condition or age
2. sexually attractive -- used of a young woman

You and your girlfriend fall under the heading more than Billy and I do.

[princeoftarnax]

I am aware of the definition.

Would you happen to know where the brain bleach so often spoken of is?

[teddyaltman]

*offers brain bleach* At least he's not talking about your significant other. Gahh.