new york city..
..you're so pretty
got into the city around 4:30. met brad for predinner-dinner at esperanto.
then to the times square mcdonalds to meet emdawg, leslie, and norman, em's emily's romantic life resembles an AMC movie wherein, immediately after introductions, man A (and maybe men B and C) falls passionately in love with the engaged beautiful maiden, and devotes his life to her happiness that he might woo her away from the fiancee (who is, of course, undeserving of her love).
quick walk to norman's pakistani restaurant, which was apparently open solely for us.
wacky spicy delicious food + the indian james bond playing on the tv behind us= good times.
then to the movies (once again, on norman.) along came polly, was sold out, so we went to the station agent. as we were a bit late, the only seats left were directly below the screen, distorting the sizes of everything, and producing prime nipplevision.
::strokes leg and whispers:: "how're you doing? want anything to drink? eat?.. ok. pass it on" "pass it on!! ::giggles uncontrollably::
then for the ultimate in sketchy we all walked to a parking lot jenna, kate, and i were left in norman's benz (note: 2 doors, 2 seats, guess who took one for the team and anally inserted the center console), while he walked leslie and ems to the club, before coming back for us.
::assumes pakistani accent:: "it's fine, just sit here, will only be 10 minutes.. no no... no explosions. shrapnel is good for.. exfoliating.. i will be back."
serious good times at the latin gay bar. gogo dancers w/ penis tassles, ghetto thugs grinding with eachother. i love it! i miss dancing with my crew, it was so nice to see emdigs and bust a couple moves.
the drag show was over all too soon. i love men who make prettier women than me. but, according to
JBlum56: Did you go to NY NY
benamirah: yup just got back an hour ago
JBlum56: whatcha see
benamirah: haha... it was your kind of evening, i met up with friends, hung out, and went to a drag show
JBlum56: take your vitamins. I started to get a sinus thing and sore thoat this week, but took my vitamin C and was OK. Did I tell you not to take echinacea until checking with Hauptman? It's not good for people w/ autoimmune problems.
JBlum56: a DRAG show. Really or just kidding
benamirah: really..
JBlum56: I never know what you are going to come up with.
benamirah: i know.. usually i'm kidding
benamirah: except about the crack.. i do crack
JBlum56: I won't keep you if your tired. Did the guys wear size 15 spike heels? We tested the cigarette lighters in your car for chemicals.
JBlum56: Be careful in those sleasy parts of town PLEASE. They have some shady people there.
benamirah: they were pretty hot... i couldn't imagine most of them as men
benamirah: chemicals?
JBlum56: you're the one talking about crack
JBlum56: that's cause they aren't real men, just women with male hardware
::pees self laughing:: i love my mom
left around 3, cheated the subway out of $2 and walked for about six years to brad's house. (it was nice of him to house us.. we were very strongly considering a night in penn station.)
::wakes up and rolls over:: "college is full of jews and gay people"
seriously. the percentages are not at all representative of the real world.
good times
"i don't wear anything i can't wipe my hands on" -ani
got into the city around 4:30. met brad for predinner-dinner at esperanto.
then to the times square mcdonalds to meet emdawg, leslie, and norman, em's emily's romantic life resembles an AMC movie wherein, immediately after introductions, man A (and maybe men B and C) falls passionately in love with the engaged beautiful maiden, and devotes his life to her happiness that he might woo her away from the fiancee (who is, of course, undeserving of her love).
quick walk to norman's pakistani restaurant, which was apparently open solely for us.
wacky spicy delicious food + the indian james bond playing on the tv behind us= good times.
then to the movies (once again, on norman.) along came polly, was sold out, so we went to the station agent. as we were a bit late, the only seats left were directly below the screen, distorting the sizes of everything, and producing prime nipplevision.
::strokes leg and whispers:: "how're you doing? want anything to drink? eat?.. ok. pass it on" "pass it on!! ::giggles uncontrollably::
then for the ultimate in sketchy we all walked to a parking lot jenna, kate, and i were left in norman's benz (note: 2 doors, 2 seats, guess who took one for the team and anally inserted the center console), while he walked leslie and ems to the club, before coming back for us.
::assumes pakistani accent:: "it's fine, just sit here, will only be 10 minutes.. no no... no explosions. shrapnel is good for.. exfoliating.. i will be back."
serious good times at the latin gay bar. gogo dancers w/ penis tassles, ghetto thugs grinding with eachother. i love it! i miss dancing with my crew, it was so nice to see emdigs and bust a couple moves.
the drag show was over all too soon. i love men who make prettier women than me. but, according to
JBlum56: Did you go to NY NY
benamirah: yup just got back an hour ago
JBlum56: whatcha see
benamirah: haha... it was your kind of evening, i met up with friends, hung out, and went to a drag show
JBlum56: take your vitamins. I started to get a sinus thing and sore thoat this week, but took my vitamin C and was OK. Did I tell you not to take echinacea until checking with Hauptman? It's not good for people w/ autoimmune problems.
JBlum56: a DRAG show. Really or just kidding
benamirah: really..
JBlum56: I never know what you are going to come up with.
benamirah: i know.. usually i'm kidding
benamirah: except about the crack.. i do crack
JBlum56: I won't keep you if your tired. Did the guys wear size 15 spike heels? We tested the cigarette lighters in your car for chemicals.
JBlum56: Be careful in those sleasy parts of town PLEASE. They have some shady people there.
benamirah: they were pretty hot... i couldn't imagine most of them as men
benamirah: chemicals?
JBlum56: you're the one talking about crack
JBlum56: that's cause they aren't real men, just women with male hardware
::pees self laughing:: i love my mom
left around 3, cheated the subway out of $2 and walked for about six years to brad's house. (it was nice of him to house us.. we were very strongly considering a night in penn station.)
::wakes up and rolls over:: "college is full of jews and gay people"
seriously. the percentages are not at all representative of the real world.
good times
"i don't wear anything i can't wipe my hands on" -ani