Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the TelephoneIf you dial a ( Read more... )

I need jeans, but I have no idea where to get a good pair. I'm used to only wearing skirts but now it's fall/almost winter, I need to cover my legs up good. I hate the Gap so dont tell me to shop there. Their jeans suck. Does anyone have suggestions where I can get a good pair for around $50 or less?

( I decorated my house. )

I hate yawning but I love sneezing.

I'm missing Lost In Translation and Sin City. How could I have just lost two of my favorite movies? Did I lend them to someone? If I left them somewhere, or with someone, and you know where or who, please tell me. I could've sworn I had them over the summer but I could be wrong. They could've been stolen by my psychotic roommate from 2nd semester ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I was at the movies with a vegan. So I went to buy her food and I bought her a bag of swedish fish. She said the swedish fish weren't vegan so she ordered a bag of popcorn with butter ( Read more... )

He's definitely a new favorite.

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I don't understand how some people can be so selfish. I don't understand how someone's surroundings can change their personality so much. I don't understand how people can just pick and chose when they want to be there for you. I don't understand how people expect each other to just forgive and forget. I don't understand how someone can abandon me ( Read more... )

One plus about being so sick is losing 10 pounds :)