2.3; audio | cursed cursed cursed

[binarysky]

[At first there's just the sound of ambient outdoor noise, quickly followed by several snickers.]

Okay...is there some kind of laughter curse today? Because I don't get what everyone thinks is so funny.

[Then there's a pause, a gasp, and a sound remarkably like a teenager dashing into the bushes. Because one has.]

Can someone please bring me

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[shall_yield_us]

And offend the purity of our eyes with your perversion? We couldn't possibly.

[binarysky]

I'm not a pervert.

[shall_yield_us]

Says he, one of great naked grace.

[binarysky]

I'm not naked, either!

[likeboudica]

Why do you need pants? [ The possibility that someone would NOT PUT ON PANTS does not compute. ]

[binarysky]

I, uh...forgot them.

[sob.]

[likeboudica]

Oh.

[ What. ]

[binarysky]

I didn't mean to.

[Yeah.]

[disinheriting]

[He cracks up a little]

Oi, oi, it's not that bad!

[binarysky]

Easy for you to say.

[disinheriting]

At least you're not completely naked-- now that would be hilarious!

[binarysky]

No, it really wouldn't!

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[faroffdream]

I can bring you some!

[faroffdream]

[ TIME PASSES. ]

[faroffdream]

Uh...what was it you needed again?

[ It's going to be one of those days... ]

[binarysky]

Pants.

[audio]

[triessence]

You forgot your pants?

[audio]

[binarysky]

Yes! So what?

[audio]

[triessence]

How can you forget your pants?

[audio]

[binarysky]

I don't know!