Five words: Matt. In. Furry. Pink. Slippers. [Ainsley. Staring. Through. Window. Discreetly.]
It doesn't say "Convicted stalker" on my criminal record for nothing. [In the same way that it doesn't say "Professional transvestite" on his business card...]
Also, are you serious? That GUY [Hah. Geddit? ... Because his name is Guy?] looks like Coral. Add hair and elongated ears and it's a perfect match.
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=D
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It doesn't say "Convicted stalker" on my criminal record for nothing. [In the same way that it doesn't say "Professional transvestite" on his business card...]
Also, are you serious? That GUY [Hah. Geddit? ... Because his name is Guy?] looks like Coral. Add hair and elongated ears and it's a perfect match.
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Bitch Bitch Bitch.
Give give give, take take take.
Ahhhh hilarious.
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