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[binoche]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic...

(turn to page 122 if he found himself to be a giant eye)

(turn to page 145 if he found himself to be a menstruating cow)

(turn to page 157 if he found himself to be David Hasselhoff)

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[zigzag21]

I turned to page 420, and it says he was transformed in his bed into a gigantic pair of crotchless panties w/ lavender boes and peculiar stains.

I have no idea what these posts mean, but I couldn't resist

[binoche]

they indicate that i am bored and sexually frustrated and alone and have nothing better to do but rewrite first lines to famous stories.

--j