i also get pissed off by people that claim they're "big and beautiful". sorry! you're big and fat! some of the brothas out there are into that, but you know what, most people are repulsed by you. how about you shut your trap and drop some pound-age, eh?

i wish there was a movie that was just everything exploding, just to "cut the foreplay ( Read more... )

"McDonald's says its new cooking oil for its french fries will do less damage to your diet."

mcdonalds is not even supposed to be in your diet you fucking fat inbreds

learn to learn and stop damaging the economy

otherwise the mpaa and riaa will shut you down !!!!!!!!!! terrorism

I am Clest, a Magic Knight fron a Planet called Artal,i really like to draw and write( even when ultimately i ve got little time...I Love FF6( or should i say my dear eternal Love Celes Chere, she is so CUTE!!!)even why i am very like Locke the all great Treasure hunter( say i am a Thief and i kill you with the Runoic Blade my dear gave me...), i ( Read more... )

i'm so manly i drive without a driver's license

support our troops

clap for them everytime you see them at airports

(only on sundays though because it is like church)

kill da ragheads!!!!!

anheuser busch thanks you

in fact, we all should thank you

yakuza seems to not understand that america kicked japans ass in ww2

time to bomb again~

the person in my dreams looks like a giant zebra turtle hybrid with flowers hanging out of every orifice for some reason (to symbolize beauty i guess) and long gorgeous rainbow hair which smells of skittles and elderberries ( Read more... )

THe test pattern gracefully entered the monitor in an eloqent fashion that wistfully swept all watchers off their feets and made them sit down and watch it. It was a beautiful test pattern with a sexy midsection and bosoms that are soft and delicate and laced with chocolate. People just wanted to stare at the test pattern for hour.s ( Read more... )

hi friends and friendettes! (to be indiscriminate with our female folk around here yesiree ( Read more... )