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[bionicgoldfish]

What the fuck happened on BB last night? I went downstairs at 10, since that's when its usually on, and all I see are the ending credits and Emma is out! WHAT HAPPENED? I NEED TO KNOW!


Bold if it's true.

i have never been drunk
i have never smoked pot
i have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
i have never kissed a member of the same sex
i have never crashed a friends car
i have never been to japan
i have never had anal sex
i have never been in love
i have never had sex in public
i have never been dumped
i have never done cocaine
i have never shoplifted
i have never been fired
i have never been in a fist fight
i have never had a threesome
i have never snuck out of my parents house
i have never been tied up
i have never been caught masturbating
i have never pissed on myself
i have never had sex with a member of the same sex
i have never been arrested
i have never made out with a stranger
i have never stolen from work
i have never went on a blind date
i have never lied to a friend
i have never had a crush on a teacher
i have never been to europe
i have never skipped school
i have never slept with a co-worker
i have never cut myself on purpose
i have never been married
i have never been divorced
i have never had sex with more than one person in the same week
i have never posed nude
i have never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
i have never killed anyone
i have never received scars from my sex partner
i have never thrown up in a bar
i have never purposely set a part of myself on fire
i have never eaten sushi
i have never been snowboarding
i have never had sex at a friend's house while they were throwing a party
i have never had sex in a dressing room
i have never flashed anyone
i have never hooked up with a friend's sibling
i have never purchased pornography