Pimp My Parasol

[bipolarcurious]

While my father was visiting a couple weeks ago, there was an incident where a crazy old lady hit me with her umbrella. When I responded "Uh *excuse* me?" like the absolute badass I am (man, I wish I'd at least called her a cunt) she started screaming "NO NO NO! GOD DAMN *YOU*! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" Anwyay, it put me in a bad mood for about

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[nehrlich]

sweet. i've been eyeing those subway map umbrellas, but since my current totes is still going strong, I can't really justify it to myself. I guess I'll just have to steal yours.

[bipolarcurious]

Classic Perlick!

Listened to your message this morning...that would have been fun! Unfortunately, at that point, I was already lost in my musical extravaganza. Sorry man. Are you free at all this upcoming week?

[nehrlich]

I've got an acquaintance from SF crashing with me this weekend, a talk to go to on Monday, homework to do on Tuesday, class on Wednesday and Thursday (the Tuesday class is on Thursday this week due to a scheduling conflict). Man. This being a student thing sucks!

[kdcayuga]

A good umbrealla is hard to find, which is why I brought mine with me. It was the first thing I packed. Seems like a simple thing to bring, but do you remember how big it is? It barely fit inside my suitcase. Basically, I totally understand why you'd walk around in the rain instead of just buying a replacement straight away.

[kungfujew]

After getting over the initial bad mood from the crazy umbrella lady, you have to be thankful for her existence...and perhaps more thankful that her existence is not your own. Because really, what would the world be without crazy old umbrella ladies?

[feuerrader24]

I can imagine you walking around with the skeleton of an umbrella covered with a homemade net of plastic bags (a variety of grocery and clothing stores, of course). It would be very unique...and I think you might be the only person who could pull off the plastic bag umbrella.