My Good Luck Charm

[bipolarcurious]

December 7 strikes again

Comments

[chiashurb]

Woah, that's a neat trick! I want a magic vagina!

[extrememojo]

I am a lucky charm! Good things happen around me. I am shift.

But yeah, I'd love to have a vagina, especially a magic one! (No, Adam, you'd just die of thirst and starvation in three days.) But it would be a fabulous three days.

[satellitesoup]

I have to admit, when I first glanced at this post, I thought it was posted by the boy whose virginity I took later that same December, and I was immediately confused/disappointed.

Congratulations on your super vagina!

[yellowfingers]

vaginas are VERY magical... and if you have pussy confidence, you've got it all!

i like Frank Herbert a lot.

[griphus]

December 7, 2015: "No thank you, Premier, I really must catch the jet back to Gotham for the gala! On the other hand..."

December 7, 2029: "What? Queen? Me? I'd be honored!"

December 7, 2040: "I dub thee Sir Space-Knight of Sector 12G. Fight gloriously for the empire!"

December 7, 2155: "O! I die, Horatio! Nah, I'm just kidding. What've we got planned for the next millenia?"

Re: i like Frank Herbert a lot.

[bipolarcurious]

Delightful, thank you :)

Now go back to being my favorite pretty punk boy! No more half-shaved-skulls, no more circus-rapist moustaches. You hear me???

Re: i like Frank Herbert a lot.

[griphus]

Does that imply that...
The mustache rapes circuses?
The mustache rapes at the circus?
The mustache resembles that of one that rapes circuses?
The mustache resembles that of on that rapes at the circus?

Re: i like Frank Herbert a lot.

[bipolarcurious]

I'll take a little bit of everything, please.