If you're narcissistic like me ( Read more... )

x] they call me: Robin, Birdie, Bean, Plum, Bob, Bobskin, Binnela, Binny, Beezy ( Read more... )

I am so terribly bored that I am updating. I have emailed everyone I can think of emailing, expcept my parents (naturally) and must thus resort to updating. In the past many weeks I have done few things of note. I did go to a party thrown by someone at work, and got to play asshole with kitchen/servers. Then I had a horribly pretnetious ( Read more... )

Work has been sucking recently. Yesterday one table complained to my manager about me. Actually the only thing that went wrong was she had to wiat 2 min for her spoon. Big fucking deal. I was super nice and she just gave me a dirty look everytime I brought a dish to her table. Bitch. Then this other table left me a 4 dollar tip on a 56 dollar bill ( Read more... )

wow it feels really good to be in jp. since thursday night I don't think I've spent more than three hours here, as I crashed at various houses both nights. Martha is here, yey!! I miss my Canuckians. we went shopping and stared at the sailors. funny how eveything reminds me of a sex and the city episode. hopefully i will see more of matha and ( Read more... )

You know why talking to yourself isn't any fun? Because you always know what your going to say next. I am seriously going crazy from not being around people for two days, I think I am a person addict. But yes, I am home, and by home I mean JP. I have lost most peoples phone numbers except Rachel and Leah, so if you're not them, I don't have it, ( Read more... )

So I havn't updated since the retraction of the night of drunken bitterness...which i edited by the way. Because I would rather not have people realise that I am THAT drunk and bitter. I think I will call it dritter ( Read more... )

note to self: stop being a fat-ass drunk. and stop updating ( Read more... )

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So I'm back home, watching Conan O'Brien, eating fancy cheese and fruit, and measuring things in miles. Yey America! Quick note on last night...oh last night. As a last blast before entering the land of illegality, we decided to party. Me Simone Mischa (that crazy russian) and Joe did like 5 shots each in less then half an hour, then I had 3 mixed ( Read more... )