So I've Not Been Dead...
...I've just been living in Twitter world for a bit. For everyone not on Twitter, I'll post the highlights of the past few (months?) here. For all the new folks I've added, I'll explain things! It'll be a tad long, and I hope entertaining/hilarious. Figured I'd split it into 3 sections.
PICTURES:
First off, I drew a thing. (Drift is saying "How much is that cat in the window" /shot)
Moving on, I got an awesome shirt:
And I have a thing for letting my nails get long and then painting them all crazy.
And since I go to college in San Francisco, one day I decided to go to class wearing my pajama bottoms as a shirt and my pajama shirt as a skirt, JUST BECAUSE I COULD.
So yup that's been my life.
YUP. Here's a more recent photo of my African Dwarf Frog Watson (lovingly referred to "Swimfrog" because she lives 100% of the time underwater):
Then I cut my hair. Myself, because I'm too cheap (and poor) to pay for a haircut.
I drowned Shia Lebeouf:
By this time, my nails had grown out quite a bit, so I stayed up all night one night and gave myself a French manicure:
And then I drew a wheat thin that really, really loved Spacehussy
Then Pellimusprime said she was sneaking like a disease, so she became a variant of the Black Death.
RANDOM TWEETS:
So now that the image portion of the post is out of the way, I'm just going to leave completely out of context tweets from this month here. Warning: silliness!
""Yes, I have a Shia Lebeouf action figure. Don't judge me." I think this means I need to consider my life."
"OH NO I LOST MY LARGEST EMBROIDERY NEEDLE. /SCREAM I'M GONNA STEP ON IT LIKE LAST TIME I JUST KNOW IT"
"My nails are so long that I can't type with my fingers. I have to type with my fingernails. XD"
"Wait. A guy here is wearing a Batman shirt. To the Avengers. WHO DOES THAT?"
"Spicy jalapeno hummus has my soul."
"Perceptor can't remember whether he wrapped the body in plastic before he put it in the fridge? YUP. :D #iamridiculous"
"Life's questions: Do I follow Twitter on Twitter? ...I don't think I'd take myself seriously if I did."
"It's the regular time at past 2 AM where I'm ridiculous. I've decided that saying "Like a sir" after something makes you hella classy."
"Like Flappie. He takes those doors LIKE A SIR"
"My dorm room is missing 3 out of the 4 closet doors? GODDAMMIT FLAPPIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS"
"It's become obvious that I no longer care about embarrassing myself on the internet for the sake of other people's entertainment. Go me."
"Having said that, I'm now going to write Wing and the Brave Little Toaster defeating the Eye of Sauron with a vacuum cleaner #iregretnothing"
"When you have an orgy, you must have an even number of people. "Sorry guys, Tim cancelled, so there's only 5 of us. We have to call it off""
"WAIT YOU GUYS we have the edenfantasy's Aria cock pleaser. That counts as a person. We may proceed."
"/casually ships RT @Ultharkitty: And now, Vortex needs to crank call Red Alert while drunk and recite lewd poetry at him."
"Anyone remember when I mentioned I'd lost an embroidery needle a week ago? I just found it. With my ass. GDI"
"Hmm, the only thing I've not done yet is break an arm. Blood poisoning? DONE Organ failure? DONE Attacked by a dog? DONE Hit by a car? DONE"
"Junk I say at dinner |D :"I've never liked anyone enough to let them jizz on my fa-...Wait, why are we talking about this?""
"At Chevy's with Mosh. We ordered some spicy chicken wings. I got the spicy sauce in my left eye. IT HURTS LIKE FUCK"
"Mosh also got spicy sauce in his eye. KARMA"
""I'm a fucking idiot" -@shutupandmosh after he tried to get the hot sauce out of his eye by using a napkin covered in hot sauce."
"And...he just rubbed his eye. With his hand, which is covered in hot sauce. BRO YOU NEED HELP"
"On the way back to our dorm, Mosh rubbed his eye with his hot sauce hand AGAIN. #yolo?"
""I hate it when people copyright my penis" --my roommate. I walked in my room in time to hear that. XD"
"Ok I'm mildly curious about why there are bananas in the microwave. I haven't used the microwave in days, so what has the roomie been up to?"
"Wanna eat this avocado, but the dishes are all dirty>>Stare at dirty dishes for a few minutes>>Eat avocado with my mouth. #college #lazyfuck"
"I spent my entire shower rapping Poe's "The Raven". I need to consider my choices."
"Quote of the night: "Everything is in your pants, Nicole.""
"I cut my nails. My fingers now actually touch the keyboard. It feels so weird! I'm not used to feeling things with the pads of my fingers."
TWITFIC: Twitfic is just one-shots that have to fit into 140 characters. Mine are almost always...ridiculous.
"Prime, you're needed on the-" Prowl stopped. Prime moved some cats off of his face in order to reply. "Um, this isn't what it looks like."
"It's over Prime!" Megatron yelled. Prime tossed some cats Megatron's way. "NOOOOOOO you've found my weakness! Fluffy cats!" Megatron cried.
Bumblebee walked outside. "Uh Cliffjumper, what are you doing?" "I'm riding a pony, DON'T JUDGE ME!" Cliffjumper clopped off into the sunset.
IT WAS RUFFLY. IT WAS LACY. IT WAS PINK. PERCEPTOR TWIRLED AND SIMPERED IN HIS NEW DRESS. "DO YOU LIKE IT DRIFT-KUN? ISN'T IT JUST KAWAII?"
"I'M A DECEPTICON YOU GUYS. NOT A POKEMON," TENTAKIL SOBBED, TRAPPED IN A CROWD OF HUMANS CHANTING "TENTACOOL, I CHOOSE YOU!"
"THAT POSITION LOOKS HARD" TRACKS SAID. COSMOS PEEKED IN. "ACTUALLY IT'S EASY. I DID IT WITH THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE THE OTHER DAY"
RODIMUS SAT AT HIS TERMINAL, GLEEFULLY TYPING AWAY. "IIE RODIMUS" DRIFT FLAILED. "YOU CAN'T WRITE FANFIC WITHOUT TENTACLES, WAKARIMASU KA"
"RUNG. I HAD A NIGHTMARE RUNG," WHIRL COMMED AS ORDERED. "WHAT ABOUT?" RUNG ASKED. "IN THE NIGHTMARE I HAD A MOUTH. IT WAS HORRIFYING."
"NO WONDER MEGATRON DOESN'T LIKE YOU, STARSCREAM. YOU HAVE NO CLASS!" SHOCKWAVE SCOLDED. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, PINKY OUT!"
"THESE WILL HELP YOU IN THE SPARRING ROOM," WING SAID. DRIFT WAS NOT AMUSED. "WING. THOSE ARE TRAINING WHEELS. I HATE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR."
COSMOS WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO WHEN HE WALKED IN ON ONSLAUGHT AND VORTEX ARGUING OVER WHO LOOKED SEXIER IN THE DRESSES THEY WERE WEARING.
"LOOK AT THESE HEELS, I WIN!" VORTEX SAID, LIFTING A FOOT. "YOU GLUED THRUSTERS FROM A BOT YOU KILLED YEARS AGO TO YOUR FEET. I CALL FOUL" This entry was originally posted at http://birdiebot.dreamwidth.org/11196.html. Please comment there using OpenID.
PICTURES:
First off, I drew a thing. (Drift is saying "How much is that cat in the window" /shot)
Moving on, I got an awesome shirt:
And I have a thing for letting my nails get long and then painting them all crazy.
And since I go to college in San Francisco, one day I decided to go to class wearing my pajama bottoms as a shirt and my pajama shirt as a skirt, JUST BECAUSE I COULD.
So yup that's been my life.
YUP. Here's a more recent photo of my African Dwarf Frog Watson (lovingly referred to "Swimfrog" because she lives 100% of the time underwater):
Then I cut my hair. Myself, because I'm too cheap (and poor) to pay for a haircut.
I drowned Shia Lebeouf:
By this time, my nails had grown out quite a bit, so I stayed up all night one night and gave myself a French manicure:
And then I drew a wheat thin that really, really loved Spacehussy
Then Pellimusprime said she was sneaking like a disease, so she became a variant of the Black Death.
RANDOM TWEETS:
So now that the image portion of the post is out of the way, I'm just going to leave completely out of context tweets from this month here. Warning: silliness!
""Yes, I have a Shia Lebeouf action figure. Don't judge me." I think this means I need to consider my life."
"OH NO I LOST MY LARGEST EMBROIDERY NEEDLE. /SCREAM I'M GONNA STEP ON IT LIKE LAST TIME I JUST KNOW IT"
"My nails are so long that I can't type with my fingers. I have to type with my fingernails. XD"
"Wait. A guy here is wearing a Batman shirt. To the Avengers. WHO DOES THAT?"
"Spicy jalapeno hummus has my soul."
"Perceptor can't remember whether he wrapped the body in plastic before he put it in the fridge? YUP. :D #iamridiculous"
"Life's questions: Do I follow Twitter on Twitter? ...I don't think I'd take myself seriously if I did."
"It's the regular time at past 2 AM where I'm ridiculous. I've decided that saying "Like a sir" after something makes you hella classy."
"Like Flappie. He takes those doors LIKE A SIR"
"My dorm room is missing 3 out of the 4 closet doors? GODDAMMIT FLAPPIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS"
"It's become obvious that I no longer care about embarrassing myself on the internet for the sake of other people's entertainment. Go me."
"Having said that, I'm now going to write Wing and the Brave Little Toaster defeating the Eye of Sauron with a vacuum cleaner #iregretnothing"
"When you have an orgy, you must have an even number of people. "Sorry guys, Tim cancelled, so there's only 5 of us. We have to call it off""
"WAIT YOU GUYS we have the edenfantasy's Aria cock pleaser. That counts as a person. We may proceed."
"/casually ships RT @Ultharkitty: And now, Vortex needs to crank call Red Alert while drunk and recite lewd poetry at him."
"Anyone remember when I mentioned I'd lost an embroidery needle a week ago? I just found it. With my ass. GDI"
"Hmm, the only thing I've not done yet is break an arm. Blood poisoning? DONE Organ failure? DONE Attacked by a dog? DONE Hit by a car? DONE"
"Junk I say at dinner |D :"I've never liked anyone enough to let them jizz on my fa-...Wait, why are we talking about this?""
"At Chevy's with Mosh. We ordered some spicy chicken wings. I got the spicy sauce in my left eye. IT HURTS LIKE FUCK"
"Mosh also got spicy sauce in his eye. KARMA"
""I'm a fucking idiot" -@shutupandmosh after he tried to get the hot sauce out of his eye by using a napkin covered in hot sauce."
"And...he just rubbed his eye. With his hand, which is covered in hot sauce. BRO YOU NEED HELP"
"On the way back to our dorm, Mosh rubbed his eye with his hot sauce hand AGAIN. #yolo?"
""I hate it when people copyright my penis" --my roommate. I walked in my room in time to hear that. XD"
"Ok I'm mildly curious about why there are bananas in the microwave. I haven't used the microwave in days, so what has the roomie been up to?"
"Wanna eat this avocado, but the dishes are all dirty>>Stare at dirty dishes for a few minutes>>Eat avocado with my mouth. #college #lazyfuck"
"I spent my entire shower rapping Poe's "The Raven". I need to consider my choices."
"Quote of the night: "Everything is in your pants, Nicole.""
"I cut my nails. My fingers now actually touch the keyboard. It feels so weird! I'm not used to feeling things with the pads of my fingers."
TWITFIC: Twitfic is just one-shots that have to fit into 140 characters. Mine are almost always...ridiculous.
"Prime, you're needed on the-" Prowl stopped. Prime moved some cats off of his face in order to reply. "Um, this isn't what it looks like."
"It's over Prime!" Megatron yelled. Prime tossed some cats Megatron's way. "NOOOOOOO you've found my weakness! Fluffy cats!" Megatron cried.
Bumblebee walked outside. "Uh Cliffjumper, what are you doing?" "I'm riding a pony, DON'T JUDGE ME!" Cliffjumper clopped off into the sunset.
IT WAS RUFFLY. IT WAS LACY. IT WAS PINK. PERCEPTOR TWIRLED AND SIMPERED IN HIS NEW DRESS. "DO YOU LIKE IT DRIFT-KUN? ISN'T IT JUST KAWAII?"
"I'M A DECEPTICON YOU GUYS. NOT A POKEMON," TENTAKIL SOBBED, TRAPPED IN A CROWD OF HUMANS CHANTING "TENTACOOL, I CHOOSE YOU!"
"THAT POSITION LOOKS HARD" TRACKS SAID. COSMOS PEEKED IN. "ACTUALLY IT'S EASY. I DID IT WITH THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE THE OTHER DAY"
RODIMUS SAT AT HIS TERMINAL, GLEEFULLY TYPING AWAY. "IIE RODIMUS" DRIFT FLAILED. "YOU CAN'T WRITE FANFIC WITHOUT TENTACLES, WAKARIMASU KA"
"RUNG. I HAD A NIGHTMARE RUNG," WHIRL COMMED AS ORDERED. "WHAT ABOUT?" RUNG ASKED. "IN THE NIGHTMARE I HAD A MOUTH. IT WAS HORRIFYING."
"NO WONDER MEGATRON DOESN'T LIKE YOU, STARSCREAM. YOU HAVE NO CLASS!" SHOCKWAVE SCOLDED. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, PINKY OUT!"
"THESE WILL HELP YOU IN THE SPARRING ROOM," WING SAID. DRIFT WAS NOT AMUSED. "WING. THOSE ARE TRAINING WHEELS. I HATE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR."
COSMOS WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO WHEN HE WALKED IN ON ONSLAUGHT AND VORTEX ARGUING OVER WHO LOOKED SEXIER IN THE DRESSES THEY WERE WEARING.
"LOOK AT THESE HEELS, I WIN!" VORTEX SAID, LIFTING A FOOT. "YOU GLUED THRUSTERS FROM A BOT YOU KILLED YEARS AGO TO YOUR FEET. I CALL FOUL" This entry was originally posted at http://birdiebot.dreamwidth.org/11196.html. Please comment there using OpenID.