update.. muaha
LOLZorXtreme..i win cuz its not really an update.. its just a survey - oooO BURNED!.. im up 1-0.. gg..
so we happen to talk about online surveys today at work and, much like those times when you have a shitty song stuck in your head and the only way to get it out is to hear the shit song in full, im here fillin this dam thing out..
and we're off!
ULL NAME:
j4yz0r x-treme2'da'limIt$$ 1337, jr.
i was named after my dad
AGE:
26
GENDER:
male
LOCATION:
Lafayette, LA
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
do what?.. no thanks
DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
i do make a little wish once a night to keanu reeves.. he's the one..
WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE?
i can't say aloud.. the others will get jealous and make masturbation unpleasant :(..
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
a few days ago.. my dog cooper was howling cuz he was lonely..
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sure.. but it always 10-12pt Times New Roman.. or ComicSans if available..
ANY BAD HABITS?
i interrupt people a lot.. im pretty lazy at times.. oh, and i run around my apartment with scissors..
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
umm.. no shelf here.. but i would have to say its a toss up between Britney Spears and Lou Bega.. hmm
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON,WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOUSELF?
yes.. but i would freak out.. unless i had boobs.. then i wouldn't leave the house.. or meet 'tj'
ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL?
yes.. but my testicles are the real hero here..... well, if i can't have kids, i'll at least get a great laugh watching the doctors face as i tell him how it happened..
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
YES. ETHAN WAS BORN A WOMAN. AT THE TENDER AGE OF 3.14, HE TRADED HIS BREASTS AND COOCH FOR MATH PARTS FROM EVERY GUY IN THE HOSPITAL. AND I JUST READ BACK OVER THIS JOKE AND REALIZED I SHOULD APOLOGIZE. SURVEYS'4'LIFE!
DO LOOKS MATTER?
sure.. they have to be because they are part of the equation.. now if you reverse the question, nature would be extremely dull/bland/boring.. and smell like old mustard..
HAVE YOU EVER MISUSED A WORD AND IT SOUNDED ABSOLUTELY STUPID?
nefer
DO YOU THINK THERE IS A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?
rainbows are coated with razor blades and frog vomit.. i'd keep my distance.. no gold is worth that..
DO FISH HAVE FEELINGS?
only the ones that don't look good (as previously mentioned).. i call fish names and my feelings don't get hurt because if they are crying, noone can tell.. muahaha - the perfect bully scheme..
ARE YOU TRENDY?
trend·y / n. pl. trend·ies / One who is drawn to and represents the latest trends .. im filling out a survey so i get trendy points.. sweet, now im 2-0..
HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
i beat the shit outta anything and everyone.. i burn my face with gasoline while sawing my arms off with greasy spork from Popeyes.. and i use a lot of curse words directed at peaceful things.. and i punch flowers.. fucking flowers..
WHERE ARE YOUR SECOND HOMES?
not really much of a home as it is work.. but im there more than i am my real home.. thus making my real home my 2nd home..
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
transformers!.. laser tag suits, teenage mutant ninja turtles, matchbox cars, micro machines, ...oh yea, i still buy toys.. i'll answer this later!
WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
P.E. (what a bs idea that was), home economics (sew, cook, please your spouse), home room (this class is where the 'staring contest' game was invented), and most foreign lit..
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON RADIO?
yes.. and my other brother has been on the radio once or twice too..
DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
NO
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
HAHAHHAHAHAH.. god i love irony
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
no.. but if you scramble the words around, you get "SHIT MOP".. and that's a funnier question.. .. no to that one too
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
organs, a soul, and some candy canes that i secretly plant inside them every christmas... HO HO HO!
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
real nick names: tj, t, jay, jaysoph, jayzor, jayfor, jayzor x-treme, birdjay, bluejay, bird, eagle, and brain fart
WOULD YOU BUNGEE?
did it for my birthday in 2000.. i framed my pants
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no.. i untie/tie my shoes maybe about 10 times total in the 2-3 years i wear them..
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
that im only a quarter way through this survey.. and i hope i don't run outta darn tootin funny stuffs to say, derp derp!.. you entertainment whores
DO YOU EVER WEAR OVERALLS?
no.. but i do wear overhalfs like shirts and pants..
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG?
i can't lift a car.. so no
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
true homemade vanilla .. ever so slightly melted.. DAM thats good
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
navy blue.. or the darkest blue you can find..
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAV?
tiger stripped or poop
HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
none.. they are all stupid.. and before you argue with me, i have their ACT scores right here to prove it..
ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
yes! bugga bev! ... hahahaha GOD i wish i could see your face lauren :P..
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
none.. and if there are any, refer to the "RELEASE ANGER" question.. or wait.. the one under that one.. about "SECOND HOMES".. hmm.. that doesn't make.. hmmm.. nevermind.. i'll just say no
EVER CRIED OVER A GIRL?
yes
EVER CRIED OVER A BOY?
my boy.. my dog, cooper..
EVER LIED TO SOMEONE?
YES. OR DO I MEAN NO. IM LYING AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. SUPERIOR STEALTH SKILLS.
EVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT?
haha.. yes.. this is a funny story..
EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
yup.. 1 phone call and all..
SHAMPOO DO YOU USE:
prell smells the best.. but i have to use head'n'shoulders more than half the week..
SHOES DO YOU WEAR:
cheap cheap reebok shoes from academy.. 19.99 = $weet deal.. i need cheap shoes cuz, as you recently learned about me, i don't tie/untie them so they fall apart easy..
ARE YOU SCARED OF:
truely: im scared of the ocean (shit thats in it, that shit you feel with your feet on the floorbed, and i fear drowning) but the most peaceful place in the world is on the beach.. im scared of ghosts, voodoo/black magic, failure, and i can't watch most scary movies.. i love my imagination, but all the things im scared of are only because my magnification explodes.. hmm.. so does this mean im scared of myself? .. philosophy is too cool for school!
NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE?
3
NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN?
1 .. only 1 has not cared that she broke it.. im not going to explain this
NUMBER OF HEARTS I HAVE BROKEN?
1 .. and i feel like shit for it.. but at the same time, i know what i felt and it wasn't right to try to force love.. at the end, i handled the situation wrong and i've lost someone that could've been a great friend.. i do sincerely hope she is happy.. and maddy the fat cat..
NUMBER OF GIRLS I HAVE KISSED?
6 i think.. if not 6, then 5..
NUMBER OF GIRLS I'VE SLEPT WITH?
sex 1..
NUMBER OF PEOPLE I WOULD CLASSIFY AS TRUE, COULD TRUST NUMBER WITH MY LIFE TYPE FRIENDS?
4
NUMBER OF PEOPLE I CONSIDER MY ENEMIES?
2 .. but in all regards shouldn't be considered 'people'.. fuckin cock gobblers..
NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?
not sure.. i guess less than 10..
NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY?
hahaha.. my biggest and worst scars are on my head.. 36+ stitches in my head.. HAHAHh i smell like carrots!
NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET?
i regret starting this fuckin survey.. I KEED I KEED.. its been an hour now writing this..
FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE:
finding nemo kicks ass.. but i watch it just to make fun of the fish.. and you know why.. muah
FAVORITE WORD:
tropical .. i love this question cuz it's rare and i've actually thot about it before in the past.. tropical is the best word ever..
FAVORITE NICKNAME:
i like j4yz0r x-7r3m3.. but jay or jaysoph get leet points too..
FAVORITE GUY NAME:
i've always liked the name Sebastian.. i think it spawned from my favorite movie as a kid, "the neverending story".. the kid's name is Bastian Bux.. bux... haha.. Bastian DollaDollaBillz..
FAVORITE GIRL NAME:
i've always liked the names Amber and Jade.. dunno why.. just do
FAVORITE EYE COLOR:
white.. if it's not white, get that checked.. the iris however, i like mine.. grayish blue..
FAVORITE FLOWER:
.... fucking flowers.. *cracks knuckles*
FAVORITE PIERCING:
i miss my eyebrow piercing..
FAVORITE MUSIC:
i really broad here.. all the genres have either leveled off, sounds the same or worse, or are trying _so hard_ to sound different that they just end up sounding like pure shit.. i can respect their idea and/or method, but the results suck much ass.. hmm.. my preferred choice of music right now is metal..
FAVORITE BAND OR GROUP:
chevelle, slipknot, ... goldfinger and offspring would be here but they had to go fuck up their music.. goldfinger, offspring, and MOST IMPORTANTLY weezer.. 3 of my all time favorite bands - i can now say suck shit.. this... this is what i was talking about in the question above..
FAVORITE SINGER:
Ella Fitzgerald
FAVORITE ACTOR:
Denzel Washington (training day - best role yet)
FAVORITE ACTRESS:
Sandra Bullock
FAVORITE TV SHOW:
X-Play tied with the Simpsons
FAVORITE MOVIE:
Office Space .. ez
FAVORITE SHAMPOO:
Prell.. yay survey copy paste questions with new adjectives for more excitement!
FAVORITE CONDITIONER:
Dove
FAVORITE BOOK:
i read a good PDF file the other day on tips'n'tricks for poker
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
Maxim
FAVORITE NONALCOHOLIC DRINK:
water
FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND:
be uberleet lazy.. video games, movies, sleeping, and punching the neighbor's cat in the face..
FAVORITE HANGOUT:
sadly my house.. more shit to do than anywhere in lafayette (business wise)..
FAVORITE FEELING:
when im reeeeally reeeeally tired and i fall into bed and the bed is cold and fluffy.. oh, and the feeling i get when i punch my neighbor's cat in the face.. me-OW! FUN!.. .... <--hahahhahahahahaomg.. wow.. im not erasing that.. genius
FAVORITE DOG BREED:
Schnauzer
IN FIVE YEARS:
Victoria, Canada
TEN:
no idea actually.. thats a loooong time..
MARRIAGE SEASON:
autumn or early winter
PLACE:
in mcdonalds.. in the restroom area.. i should've been on mr. romance.. :(
HONEYMOON:
australia, germany, ireland, switzerland, scottland, or mcdonalds restroom..
GOALS:
YES! ENGRISH FUN FOOD FOR WE!
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY:
PRETTY DAM COOL! hold up as i put saliva in my eyebrows using my pinky finger and thumb..
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY:
no.. my jokes are dangerous and are illegal in 9 states..
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT:
Tssssss! u could fry eggs on this skizzle! thats just to save electricity.. LUS is raping my funds..
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FRIENDLY:
yup
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AMUSING:
'You got it, dude!' - michelle tanner .. confucious, pfft... newb
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UGLY:
'How rude!' - stephanie tanner .. Epictetus, Plato, Socrates _combined_ are still beat.. FULL HOUSE'4'LIFE!
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVEABLE:
yes.. i thank you
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CARING:
yes.. one of me's best trait
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SWEET:
"When i was born my mommy dipped me in a bucket of sugar." - peter griffen. true story tho.. long story short: im scared to death of puppets, William Shatner can't change car tires, and milk from other countries gives me rashes.. :/
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DORKY:
/\/ () P 3!!!
HEIGHT:
5'10" or something dunno
HAIR COLOR:
brown thing
SKIN COLOR:
paler than i want to be..
EYEBROWS:
yes, 2 please.. and gently brush them with saliva .. for da ladieez..
EYE COLOR:
white.. but my iris is grayish blue..
MUSCLES:
enuf to move around.. but not lift cars :(
STYLE:
free style..
PIERCINGS:
...the title of this survey will now be known as "Survey for the Memory Impaired"..
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?:
why you naughty survey.. ..... they're bluejeans
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?:
Slipknot - Surfacing .. (live in concert DVD.. soooo good)
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?:
neutral taste..
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?:
drizzle my nizzle..
HOW ARE YOU?:
IM OK! THANK YOU SURVEY! YOU MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BECAUSE YOUR QUESTIONS MAKE ME THINK DEEP AND THINGS AND I YAY!
GET MOTION SICKNESS?:
only when i move... BA-ZING!.. ..... btw, the answer is no.. NEXT
HAVE A BAD HABIT?:
copy/paste time! "i interrupt people a lot.. im pretty lazy at times.. oh, and i run around my apartment with scissors.."
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:
sure dooooo
TYPE WITH FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:
yes.. except when im drunk.. and that's not because i can't aim.. its just that everytime im drunk at my computer, this evil koala bear tries to break my fingers while i type.. then he'll start with those cheap kidney shots until i can't lift my arms.. usually i would be pissed but he's so fucking cool.. i named him Petry after the dish he eats out of.. he loves jello.. Que Sera, Sera!
DRINK?:
Perhaps.. perhaps.
SMOKE?:
no
WEAR CONTACTS?:
yes.. and i also wear people that i contact.....
HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?:
2 bros , no hoes
LIKE TO DRIVE?:
yes.. yes i do
BROKEN THE LAW:
ok
RAN AWAY FROM HOME:
nope.. i ran away from my friend's home once.. well i didn't exactly run - i walked.. to the front door.. and my mom picked me up.. then we went to go get ice cream.. i don't remember what flavor i got.. good question!
EVER CHEATED ON A TEST:
no .. because i love my test.. my test would die if was with another test.. :(
STAYED UP TILL FOUR ON THE PHONE:
exactly 4? .. dunno.. don't think so..
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE:
many'a'time.. those were some crazy nights..
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:
nope.. i know i wouldn't skinny dip in the ocean.. .... creepy
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL:
haha yea.. waaaaaaay back in dothan (before the age of caller id), me and hans would randomly call people.. i don't think we stayed on the phone until 4 btw..
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY:
yea.. we threw fireworks in first.. aroma therapy...
USED YOU PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE:
i wouldn't even touch my own if i had one.. evil.... evil........
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE:
plenty
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH:
once
EVER MET SOMEONE FAMOUS:
Lando Calrissian, Ed Lauter, too many bands too name, i can't think anymore..
WANTED TO DIE:
dumb question.. i love my life
BEEN ON A PLANE:
long time ago.. when i went with my parents to las vegas..hmm.. 94/95?
WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN:
i've swam in both creepy ass oceans.. last august i was in the pacific..
GONE TO CHURCH:
nope
READ THE BIBLE:
nah
FISH:
hey, nerd fish.. gimme your lunch money!
SEEN SOMEONE DIE:
nope
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY:
i was in a play back in either 1st or 2nd.. i dont remember much other than the stage stinking of vomit and the abraham lincoln kid kept pulling his beard off cuz it was too itchy..
CRIED IN PUBLIC:
sure
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER:
yes.. and then i let my friend have a solid punch to the face for ruining my shirt.. then we laugh into the sunset..
GIRLFRIEND:
B is for bugga.. E is for extra extra.. V is for VGreat!
SEXUALITY:
straight
CHILDREN:
punched 2 in the face yesterday.. my numbers are slacking for this fiscal year.. i had some pie charts prepared but i left them at home.. i must admit i came unprepared for this discussion.. :/
CURRENT CRUSH?
I WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL.. heyyyyO
BEEN IN LOVE?
sure dooop dee doo boing bop bop WOOooOO
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE:
huh huh.. hard...
TOO SHY?
put the 2 words together and you get TOOSHY!
BEEN HURT?
put the 2 words together and.. nevermind..
HAVE YOU EVER SAID "I Love You" AND MEANT IT?
YES.. I LOVE YOU SURVEY
YOUR GREATEST REGRET:
not playing baseball
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:
first first.. hmm.. official.. Rhonda Yates
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS:
kind of.. we dated 2 weeks.. saw each other once..
DO YOU HAVE A JOB:
2 of thems'
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS WHAT IN IT RIGHT NOW:
in my car? a bunch of random nuskool mp3's..
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?:
weird.. i think i would choose Brick Red.. i just remember loving that crayon..
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?:
lots'o'things! lately its been Cooper.. im teaching him how to run the HB Blast, HB Sweep, and HB Toss.. awesome awesome..
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?:
umm.. prolly C .... Deeeeeez NUTS.. BOO-YA!.. 3-1.. ya'll got a goal back there somewhere.. forgot to tell you..
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?:
people whose ideals are honorable, reliable, trustworthy, and respectable.. and they give you five bux when want taco bell
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?:
stuff.. dammit im tired.. time to wrap this up..
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?:
in a hot-air balloon with half the cast of the smurfs, and the other half be beer and potatoes.. y'know?
LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
last time i answered this question
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?:
been a long time.. sandie's letter from boot camp was the last real letter..
YOU GOT EMAIL:
everyday.. im subscribed to so much shit..
THING YOU PURCHASED:
a round of shots for cory and company..
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED:
Jimmy Kimmel.. but i didn't really watch it.. background noise..
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER:
Sin City
YOUR THOUGHTS ON ABORTION:
it sux.. i wrote this long thing out.. it became too long and boring (all essay like).. so here's my edit.. BING
YOUR THOUGHTS ON TEENAGE SMOKING:
i.........hate...........cigarettes.............so..............fucking........much
YOUR THOUGHTS ON PMS:
i think the postal service should stay.. email is great but nothing says lovin like a ham in the oven - and mail from the mailbox.. and it even has the best acronym with the silent 'M'..
YOUR THOUGHTS ON SPICE GIRLS:
BUMBLE BEES MAKE HONEY AND BEV LIKES TO EAT HONEY IN SOPAIPILLAS!!
PREMARITAL SEX:
premartial art sex?.. like ninja style..... yea....
and so.. another great survey conquered by lord and master, jayzor x-tremely tired.. i started at 1:30am.. it's now 5:32am.. wheeeeeeeeeee... latez .. i'll post in about another 20 months..