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[birdpungoeshere]

.,jkh, mhbj,’k’.. , . ..,.
hjey annyuone
any1 iknmo/??////

[Voice Post | | Optional Transcription to Text]

-got no fingers. Figures I get a fancy typewriter. Of course-Hey! Anybody alive out there? Heh.

Looks like it's recording. But if something's recording, you gotta ask who's listening. Well. Lemme guess. [Feathers ruffling. Tok, tok.]

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Comments

[i_ceice_baby]

Bird!!

[birdpungoeshere]

...yeah. Bird.

[i_ceice_baby]

You must be really smart if you can talk!

[birdpungoeshere]

Nah. I mean, thanks. But I didn't learn, I just kinda... did. Made the job easier, I'd guess.

[bitingnightmare]

Hey birdie.

[ooc: This is Cori containing his joy.]

[birdpungoeshere]

Yeah, hey. You wanna explain what's going on? 'Cause, far as this place goes, it sucks for tour guides.

[bitingnightmare]

You can think of it as a podunk stop in the middle of the Bleed.

You're not supposed to be here.

[birdpungoeshere]

You wanna tell me something I haven't already figured out? I didn't sign up for this.

1/3

[ohrosalita]

2/3

[ohrosalita]

3/3

[ohrosalita]

[birdpungoeshere]

Uh... yeah?

[glock30]

Birds talk? Now I've heard everything.

[birdpungoeshere]

You never seen a parrot before?

[glock30]

Parrots don't talk. They mimic. And I'm pretty sure you've got a pretty good handle on grammar.

[birdpungoeshere]

You never specified.

But, yeah, I guess now you have seen everything.

[2nd_dream_king]

Matthew.

[birdpungoeshere]

Uh. Hey, Boss.

[2nd_dream_king]

Are you well?

[birdpungoeshere]

As well as I can be, I think.