today my teacher was sitting next to me during presentations and he totally farted and way was caught. he said, oh excuse me and then walked away. call me immature but that shit is fucking hilarious.

Headlines for December 12, 2006

- Olmert Admits Israel Has Nuclear Weapons

Ha, it was a secret?

Everything in your life is temporary. The Earth, as is, is a momentary snapshot which will eventually morph into something unrecognizable. Did you know that the Meditaranian Sea is forever in the process of emptying and refilling, and humyns happen to be around at a time where it was full? If it was empty, think about how history would be different ( Read more... )

although i would like to point out that whoever created this quiz is ridiculously racist against italians. i mean fuck does that person think all italians just run around blabbing about how italy remians the center of high culture? i mean jesus most of us are kind of over the fact that the roman empire was a really fucking long time ago. what a

WOWOWOWOWOW BIG SURPRISE HERE


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Ever since my car battery died, my radio has stopped working. It is a saftey feature that requires a code to be punched in after the radio is disconnected from the battery... so that people wont steal it. Anyway, after 3 incorrect entries, the radio gets pissed and simply displays the word "OFF." Today I searched through the manual, and to fix the ( Read more... )

I feel pain in the spot were I had shingles on my back. I wonder what the pain is from. Maybe it is damaged nerves or maybe it is something else. Either way its pretty annoying.

I am pretty much going to use Heroes for every single extemp intro this weekend. It is going to be awesome.

Why do we pretend there is a such thing as fair elections ( Read more... )

Why is the amount of people dying in Iraq not a bigger deal. Do you realize what a huge fucking deal is would be in America if that many people were dying. Yesterday car bombs killed over 160 people. Today 25 Sunnis were killed by Shiites. Did you know that recent studies have shown that upwards of 650,000 Iraqi people have been killed ... This is ( Read more... )