ok, so big ass party tommorow. and im ready for it. been playing alot of PRIDE FIGHTITNG! THE GAME! my car broke so i fixed by myself i felt like such a man. i was all greasy afterwards really hot! the old guy i took care of like a month ago died last thursday. kinda sux but hey its inevitable. i think on my 21st birthday i might buy a gun. i think ( Read more... )

so im hurt. i fell off my dinning room table while listening / screaming the words to sweet caroline and now my side hurts really bad. oh yeah and i was really drunk too. all this just furthers my theory that neil diamond is possibly the greatest superhero the world has ever known ( Read more... )

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oh and about the bombimgs yesterday..........AMERICA TOTALLY DID IT CAUSE WERE PIST ABOUT THE OLYMPICS!!!!

well its been a good coupla days. i hate everyone i work with except the guy who works on the line with me most of the time named micheal and i only like him because he hates everyone else to the only difference is hes really vocal about how he hates people to there faces and im more the quiet hater. havent seen crazy as hell aka the christian girl ( Read more... )

ok so crazy bitch was at my house when i got home from work. its getting to a point in which i think a restraining order is going to be needed. but the problem is i dont want to make her mad and wake up without a penis or without a head. i thought about just dating her so she can find out the person i really am and grow to hate me. i just dont ( Read more... )

so party people. everybody say heeeey hooooooo. now only the michigan people say WICKY WICKY!, now the southern people say CHILL CHILL!, matty white all up in here eatin cheetos out ya grill ( Read more... )

my gammy died, so thats a dead father and grandmother in the span of like 3 weeks. i have a girlfreind thing now, only problem is i think i hate her and i dont even think she likes mei think she likes this other jesus freak but he deosnt like her so once again im plan B. she drags me to church which i despise so think im just going to mock it so ( Read more... )

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