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[biscuiteater]

Wow. Everywhere I go, she is there. In your face. Everywhere. I turn and look and she's there. I go to work and she's there. I drive my car and she's sitting in my back seat. I use the bathroom and she is peering up at me from the toilet. I go home and she is there, lying in my bed. I go to sleep and she is in my goddamn dreams. Like she is on some

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[starcheckered]

I am so fucking tired of that Comcast commercial. Actually, I don't even remember if it's Comcast or DTV. I just know that I want Beyonce to go away.

[primimproper]

ROFFLE.

We call her Bitch-yonce.

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[vengeance_is_me]

stop black-on-black crime.

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[biscuiteater]

This isn't black on black crime. This is black on Beyonce crime.

[radiodj86]

oh my God...I sign onto lj for the first time in seriously months and I see a hilarious baraje of new Brandon lj entries. I laughed my ass off at this one. SOOOO true. I seriously laughed out loud at the "stop shooting videos for every song on that album" ....took the words right out of my mouth.

[consortofvenus]

I feel the same way. I want to just cry every time I see her now.