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[biscuiteater]

Dead musicians who are given too much credit.
Johnny Cash - Every time someone tells me they like this wrinkled bag of broken voices, I stuff a figurative baby fetus in my mouth. If I wanted to listen to someone who sounds like a car with brake pads inflicted with laryngitis, I’d go dig up my dead grandfather, throw him in a karaoke bar, and work

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[hulagalinthesky]

hysterical*

*Elvis fan

[edenic]

I'm curious...
what musicians, dead or alive, do you admire (if any)?

[biscuiteater]

None. Admire is the wrong word for me. There's not anyone I admire except for my dad.

[edenic]

Appreciate, maybe?

[biscuiteater]

Like would be a better word:

Jay Z, DMB, Supreme Beings Of Leisure, Jimi, Jefferson Airplane, No Doubt (pre Gwen Stefani is a moron era), Outkast, The Exies, Jet, ACDC, Aerosmith, Coldplay, The Chemical Brothers, Zero 7, The Cardigans.

[ghostlight]

Dude, Kurt used a fucking shotgun.

[biscuiteater]

I hope he hit his ballsack first before going for the final blow.

[ghostlight]

You just don't understand him because you're not white.

[biscuiteater]

Wah wah. I'm famous and rich and I have everything I want but emotional stability. Wah wah. Nirvana. Wah wah. Courtney. Wah wah.

[alex_jon]

That's a powerful slap if you can knock punctuation out of your mom.

[biscuiteater]

Thanks, Mr. Smarty pants.

[calamityjake]

I believe that you are a big dumb asshole.

[biscuiteater]

Wah wah. I don't like people who you think are sweet. They could be the most awesome musician ever, but if I don't like their music, they're going to suck in my opinion.

[calamityjake]

You like No Doubt, Jet, and Coldplay.

[biscuiteater]

Jake usually you're pretty smart, but I think this post may have knocked it out of you. Because I like certain artists who you may think are too mainstream or crappy or whatever your reasons are for listing certain bands, that anything I say is moot. That's fifth grade reasoning.

Tsk tsk, you know better than that.