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[biscuiteater]

And now a message from someone who actually finds penis spam useful...

Yes, I would like to increase my penis size by 30%. Having only 70% of a penis has made life hard for me. I can't find that special someone. I'm always embarassed and I have penis on the brain 24/7. I never go to the gym because I don't want the jocks to make fun of my 70%

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[tequilaprophet]

AHHH! "REITERATE"!!!! AHHHH!!!!

[wonderlandkat]

I hate to say it, but increasing your 70% penis by 30% will only give you 91% penis, not 100% penis. You'd need to increase by 43% to get 100% penis.

[biscuiteater]

But it's simple math! They said I only needed 30% more. They said it would only take six weeks. And all I have to do is take this little pill. That's what the email said!!!!

[wonderlandkat]

They were lying 'cause they're inferior penis %. I sell the most superior penis % meds!

[kokanh]

you stole my comment.
and now i have nothing witty to say.

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[forunlawfulck]

Thank god for you.

[les_voyages]

You don't have to grow your penis. You are black. And all black men have huge penises. Some white person told me so. So I know it's true.

[biscuiteater]

You don't understand my "And now a message from..." posts, do you? HUH? HUH?

[yobadself]

I hope you find the rest of your penis soon. You should start a fundraiser so you can buy the rest of your missing dong.