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[biscuiteater]

And the words that came out of my mouth were, "This will make me update my lame online journal

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[discreet_chaos]

It's always nice when you're doing something "wrong", but the cop has bigger fish to fry.

[cominginsecond]

fuck 50 cent. we're beyond getting shot nine times and still surviving.
fuck my wedding day and the birth of my first born. this was the happiest day of my life. damn it feels good to be a minority.
-love from mrs popular.

[cominginsecond]

PS: it's not my fault the guy was really really ridiculously good looking.

PPS:

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[vengeance_is_me]

if this was something exciting, your life is a bore. come on, man.

Re: ?

[biscuiteater]

You're a fucking married piece of shit.

haha

[vengeance_is_me]

you're married to the internet.

Re: haha

[biscuiteater]

Wait? Are you serious? No really, I'm being sincere here.

[yossych]

Ah, yes, twenty one. Good old twenty - "I will drink my ass off" - one. I was once happy like that. In my 18-th birthday (We are allowed to drink from 18) I purchased my first legal Tequila Sunrise, and for the next two years there was sweet sweet alcohol in my life. Mind you, it was present there before. But drinking perfectly legally in a bar has something much more special to it than slurping down something cheap and nasty.
Then came 20 and I started taking pills. I will probably be taking them for at least two years more. This limited my consumtion to one beer bottle at a time.
Oh, Johnny, you of ebony delight, how I miss you. How many years must I wait for our next meeting? When will I finally meet your nobler brothers, of emerald, gold and sapphire?
Excuse me, I need to be alone for a while... *dejectedly walks away*