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[biscuiteater]

Alice bit me tonight. What a whore.listen i am alice wu and this is not myw aserious i am very wrudrunk and i need to drink bore because i love to ru2 drunk and serious beacsue bradndon lkes to risnk with me and i like to drinkot and i haecgladsseds on and ies and o ;pve sex i love sex a lot and las tn ight had sex ith a jeswseew igh awewishg and

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[les_voyages]

Alice bit me tonight. What a whore.Listen i am Alice Wu. This is not Brando. Seriously! I am very drunk and i need to drink when I'm bored. I love to! I am too drunk! Seriously! Brandon lkes to drink with me and i like to drink a lot! iI hate having glasses on! I love to have sex! I love sex a lot and last night I had sex with a jewess. Right! Awesome! Last night i said that I had it! It was okay! But I have a secret and no one can know! Okay? Bye!

(Her secret is that she had a lesbian affair with a Jewess. Obviously.

Thanks For Everything, Alice Wu.

[mattsonn]

Brandon, what happened over spring break? Did you turn into an alcoholic?

[biscuiteater]

Junior year did it.