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[biscuiteater]

I sometimes sport my SUV in the Rocky Mountains.
Advertising is great. If I weren’t in the field of telecommunication, I would be utterly infatuated with advertising. When I was a youngling, I had always wanted a

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[vengeance_is_me]

oh, i think we all know the REAL reason you wanted a super soaker. you wanted to be this lucky little boy:

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[consortofvenus]

Oh my god.

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[tequilaprophet]

Ha!

[sunkistprincess]

i used to have the sweetest supersoaker ever...
until they came out with an even bigger one the next week

[consortofvenus]

Oh hell I know right?

[consortofvenus]

I know that right now I'm serving 100 plus years in prison cuz I be likin' shootin' people too much cuz I be playin' that there duck hunt when I was a kid.

Total sarcasm. Do prisoners even get internet access in fed pens?

[tequilaprophet]

I’m sure anyone who has asthma or allergies will agree with me. Nobody goes frolicking into a meadow of dandelions and chickweed throwing leaves up into the air after they took some Allegra or a puff puff on their inhaler.

Damn straight.

[radiodj86]

I’m sure anyone who has asthma or allergies will agree with me. Nobody goes frolicking into a meadow of dandelions and chickweed throwing leaves up into the air after they took some Allegra or a puff puff on their inhaler.

I don't know if its just I needed a good laugh or what but when I read this I literally laughed out loud...like loud. So true.