Today's Prune Report

[biscuitpig]

Orange Essence Prunes are not as delicious as Cherry Essence Prunes, but Rainbow Foods does not sell Cherry Essence Prunes in a normal bag, only in a bag containing smaller bags of three prunes each. WHAT THE??

In other prune news, I just ate a whole bag of Orange Essence Prunes.

This ends today's Prune Report.

There may be another report

Comments

[gridlockjoe]

On the other hand, Prune Essence Cherries are in huge bags. Go figure.

[eldogo]

I love prunes. Don't need any essences on 'em, just give me the straight-up prunes. Prunes prunes prunes. I'm like someone's grandpa.

When I was a kid, my parents made up this rule: you could only eat as many prunes as years you were old. I loved prunes so much they were afraid I was going to injure myself.

I should probably get some prunes for the weekend.

[biscuitpig]

OMG!!! I can eat 37 prunes!! I think I already did.

[bupwethern]

I have a bad feeling about what will be in that later report.

On a related note, I learned the hard way that prunes aren't good movie-watching snack food. I missed the second half of the movie.

[bupwethern]

OMG the Comedy Crosstown Classic featured my smells. I am a bad person.

[biscuitpig]

That was me posting anonymously. I guess I didn't want anyone to know.