FBI Says Grenade Tossed Near Bush Was Live

[biscuitsdujour]

WASHINGTON - A hand grenade that landed within 100 feet of President Bush during his visit last week to a former Soviet republic was a threat to his life and the safety of the tens of thousands in the crowd, the FBI said Wednesday.

The grenade was live but did not explode.

Better luck next time.

Comments

[yerlover]

holy crap, is that true? i bet GOD stopped it from exploding since g.w. is so obviously God's best friend. I mean, first the guy miraculously wins the election and then he survives a live grenade.

Sigh.

I'm going to go wallow in existential angst.

[muse_81]

See!!! Gays can't even throw when motivated!!!

(just kidding)

[miseryisbeauty]

i think that there must have been gays around. that's why the bomb didn't go off.