I took these photos AGES ago. Never got round to putting them into a lil story.
2097 time travel was possible for all manner of metallic items, including androids, Delorians and spoons. Given the choice of all three a random black guy who created a really mean-ass computer sent a droid. He called her The Mafinator.
Outside a small bar with only one patron...
MAFINATOR: Excuse me.
GEORGIE: Mafi...Why don't you have any clothes on?
MAFINATOR: Shut up and listen. I want your boots, your jacket and your motor...I mean wig.
GEORGIE: She has really got to stop watching those Arnie film...
MAFINATOR: Who is your daddy? And what does he do?
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My name is John Kemple, I'm a cop you idiot!