So today I was slightly bored. I have been working on the script and paused for a moment of reflection when Mela appeared and was immensely bored and well to save the damsel from repeatedly headbutting the keyboard, like so ghhhjnhjhhn hhjhujhmj gbfhnjhmjk ghhgjhjk, I composed something. Please enjoy. And I'm sorry to my XY chromosomes.

( A story for a bored young lady and my wife in hope she doesn't kill me.. )

Err...my laptop has died. I went to install and windows update and now it won't even turn on! How ironic that it was a windows update that finished it off. When I do manage to get a blue screen up it tells me that there is a problem with one of the drivers, but changes the drives each time I manage to get it to the blue screen ( Read more... )

( meme originally done by Jessie! We have some stuff in common! )

I would like to apologise on behalf of my country's phenomenal ability to use football to start a fight with the Germans! Not all of us British are retarded like the football hooligans who just ruin the sport for the majority who just want to enjoy the World Cup Fever. It seems whenever there is a football competition where England face Germany ( Read more... )

I think what I find funny that even in the fiction world my wife turns David Beckham gay. Aww don't worry I still think you're sexy hon! Not as sexy as me! But you'll do! ;)


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HARRY KEWELL! HARRY HARRY HARRY KEWELL! HARRY HARRY HARRY KEWELL! HARRY KEWELL! (boisterously sang by football hooligan Ed). I'm happy! Austrailia go through and my favourite football player scored the goal that got them through to the next round!! WOOHOO!! Oh and Brazil also went through, but I don't like them cos they beat Japan and I prefer ( Read more... )

Its late... I'm hungry...I'm not Karen...

I am immensley bored of not working. If I have to write another cover letter I'm going to shoot someone. I got my average of 2 a day done today. Tomorrow there's a job fair, so I'll go take a look and hope for the best! Wish me luck.

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I've just spent 2 hours straight creating a FRIGGIN awesome cool resume in illustrator to aid my futile quest for employment when "Sorry an unknown error has occurred! YOU FAIL!! And we deleted everything you just did" BASTARDOES! I can't friggin believe it...you'd think the monkey would learn...that is twice illustrator has burned me...I figured ( Read more... )

Football today was interesting. Spain ended their bad world cup luck by qualifying to the next stage where they face the runner of group G, if after penalties a winner cannot be determined a two man sack race shall be held on consecutive Sundays.

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