My favorite critique ever:

[bishop610]

A girl whose name I'm not going to give out sent me this e-mail a few weeks ago. I loved it, and feel it's time to share it with the world. For all of you that have been trying to take me off of my pedestal for the last five years, here's how it's done

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Oh, are we playing insult Brian? I'm game!

[anonymous]

Let's see, first of all has anyone noticed that the perfect teeth that he's always bragging about are starting to turn yellow and rot right out of his head? But hey Bri, you wanted gray hair and the old man look so I guess your wish is going to come true

Re: Oh, are we playing insult Brian? I'm game!

[bishop610]

Ha. I love you Joanna. For real though, next time you come down, you're cleaning my room.
:)
-Brian

Re: Oh, are we playing insult Brian? I'm game!

[irregularme]

if cleaning your room is a metaphor for lying lazily in the midst of the rubble that is your room, and wondering if I'm going to be attacked by the maggots that your sister assured me used to inhabit your room, then yes cleaning your room is exactly what I'll be doing.

Re: Oh, are we playing insult Brian? I'm game!

[anonymous]

Joanna, first of all, I don't know if brian just doesn't smile when you're around or what, but when I first met him the first thing he said to me was "You have most beautifully straight hair I've seen since November." I replied with "You have the nicest teeth I've ever seen." They're not yellow or rotting, you must be insane. Also, as for brian needing to get girls drunk to get them into bed, he didn't need to get me drunk. I don't even drink. (Although he did drink a ton and it may have osmosed, he did make me feel warm and dizzy.) Also, I think his hair is sexy, especially the gray parts. -Abby

right....

[anonymous]

you guyes are petty. Also, I think Brian made this whole thing up so he could get laid. -J