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[bishop610]

So, there was this science press release that said that there's this giant asteroid that's going to hit the Earth and kill all life on the entire planet in the year 2029. So, yeah, my plan was to die around the year 2026, so, looks like all you fuckers are coming with me. 73 days since I've kissed her. Gets harder every day.

-Brian

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[irregularme]

yeah I read about that. It was stuffed into some tiny little blip in the middle of the NY Times. I was like "umm excuse me, don't you think the fact that everyone on Earth may be annihilated in the foreseeable future is kind of breaking news?

Scientists think that by that point they'll have found a way to divert the path of the asteroid though.

[bishop610]

Brian, Aiden and Kyle think that by the point scientists have found a way to divert the path of the asteroid, Brian, Aiden and Kyle will have found a way to stop them.

We're anti-scientists.

Kyle: Yeah, like, we use magic.

-Brian

[anonymous]

I remember in 4th or 5th grade, we were outside during lunch and you told me and a whole bunch of other people that the world was ending sometime in march that year.

[bynormajean]

^ ryan

[bishop610]

I'm tellin' ya, that shits on its way.

-Brian