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[bistromath]

I spent all afternoon yesterday lounging poolside at a three-million-dollar hilltop Camarillo mansion, watching the sunset with two beautiful, wealthy blonde girls in bikinis, sipping good champagne. Dozens of hummingbirds flitted between hyacinths as we watched aircraft landing at the airport, two miles down into the valley. And that was just the

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[rabidlemming]

Any story with airplanes, hickeys and Flava Flav is a good one in my book.

[anonymous]

Jesus Christ, Nick. I'm just struck speechless. Love Your Mom

[anonymous]

That's my boy! Dad