time flies when you're retarded

[bistromath]

Well, I'm still alive. I'd post more but I managed to lose my camera three times in two months -- and find it back twice. Omar has it now; when I get it back I'll have pics from a couple of climbing trips. This is why we can't have nice things, kids.

A couple of relatively exciting things have happened to me lately.

• I climbed Mt. Whitney with some

Comments

[rabidlemming]

Does it hurt to be that pale?

[bistromath]

Yes, I look like someone grafted the arms of a Pacific Islander onto an albino.

[hotness81]

Dude, were you holding your NOSE jumping into that water?!?! What are you, five? Now I see why you'd never be able to make it through a triathlon...that, and not having thighs that could crush a skull, unlike yours truly ;)

[bistromath]

I've always held my nose when doing high jumps. Lots better than snorting water when you surface.

And talk about your iron thighs and mad tri skills after you've actually run one. =)

[hotness81]

Though I may not have done the tri yet, my thighs are still pretty dang solid...

[anonymous]

Is the slug kissing sort of like licking hallucinogenic toads? Love Your Mom

[bistromath]

You know, that's what I was told, but I'm sort of suspicious.