i'm bored. amuse me with your relationship status.

[shipsonaship]

   

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[100percentmail]

Character Name:
Matt (Matt McConaughey)

Your Crack Ships for this Character:
Rikku, Lady Une, Renge and Yoshimori (though gone)

Your Ships for this Character that Might Be Happening:
Uh, none that I'm aware of

Ships that Happened, Yo:
Slightly Mello, until he got socked for trying it; Matt was drunk and made a stupid decision but no ship as such lol! But he did manage to date Milly a while. ...If you call that dating.

Assorted Logs + Threads + Deets + Passionate Explaining If You Feel Like It:
Nupe, well there are, but nupe.

If Forever Alone, Explain Plz:
'Cause he's too damn confused to bother with shippin' anymore. No one and nothing make sense in this place.

[11ady]

lmao crack indeed. she just lacks so much patience with him. orz

[100percentmail]

LOL
Yeah I have no illusions of it ever coming to happen or anything, but I lol'd at the thought when I thought of it in this question.
He doesn't mind, Mello's ten times worse xD.

[didhishomework]

Character Name:

Kyon

Your Crack Ships for this Character:

Ryoko Asakura, Kim Pine maybe

Your Ships for this Character that Might Be Happening:

None at all

Ships that Happened, Yo:

None at all

Assorted Logs + Threads + Deets + Passionate Explaining If You Feel Like It:

HATESHIPPING and idk a mutual respect for the fine art of deadpan snarking

If Forever Alone, Explain Plz:

if he gets in a relationship god destroys the universe. also, i am too shipdumb to play one out anyway

[shipsonaship]

threesome with Gintoki and booze plz

[didhishomework]

VETO'D

[shipsonaship]

pour some sugar on that silver. c'mon.

[ineuphony]

Character Name:

Maka Albarn

Your Crack Ships for this Character:

MakaxAny Older-Guy-With-Red-Hair-That-Smokes-Drinks-Has-Foul language-And a pervert. Also Makaxbooks, MakaxPigs, MakaxSmoothies. Oh yeah, and MakaxFangirling Over Sherlock Holmes.

Your Ships for this Character that Might Be Happening:

I'm not telling you my plans

[shipsonaship]

why do you ship it blah blah and so on... what's up next? who what are you doing, maka?

i already saw that. B]

[ineuphony]

i have no doubt in my mind that you did because you're such a stalker burger cat.

[shipsonaship]

maybe i am on your plurk. maybe.

[napnotwork]

Character Name:

Annie Eilenburg

Your Crack Ships for this Character:

Idk I love her interactions with BASICALLY ANYONE male or female

Your Ships for this Character that Might Be Happening:

none ever

Ships that Happened, Yo:
none ever

Assorted Logs + Threads + Deets + Passionate Explaining If You Feel Like It:

I got none bro

If Forever Alone, Explain Plz:

I JUST LOVE FILLING IN SURVEYS--uhh. Annie is forever alone because she is TOO DUMB for relationships. Hans has a crush on her and she remains ???? forever. Annie doesn't consider herself romantic material, therefor friendzones literally everyone on the assumption that they have done the same to her. And she is correct. Except for Hans.

[umbrellacutie]

Character Name:

oh god why am i answering this

Your Crack Ships for this Character:

he is like over nine thousand in single but why is he in the main post

Your Ships for this Character that Might Be Happening:

nope.jpg on any front and i also dropped kagura why am i commenting with this journal

Ships that Happened, Yo:

kakashi/his right hand. also yumichika/his reflection (i'm serious)

Assorted Logs + Threads + Deets + Passionate Explaining If You Feel Like It:

do you really want either of these logs (spoilers: not happening)

If Forever Alone, Explain Plz:

ughh i'm on hiatus /o\

[ambushing]

i want some passionate explaining

+1

[shipsonaship]

[itsnotzura]

Those icons are fucking boss