THE HEADCANON MEME: S. S. SIF EDITION

[brbflying]

So you're now a refugee on the S.S. Sif. You've been given three things: a (rather stylish) towel, an oddly designed book (which, on the back has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters) and coordinates to some sort of cabin. You have to work for us for a little while, and build up a name for yourself. But before all that, sit

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Allen Walker | D.Gray-Man

[whitenighting]

FUCK ME, I'M BEING ENABLED TO DO THIS SHIT.

Placeholder while I plan amazingly horrid, probably shoot-me-for-late-canon shenanigans. In the meantime! Derpcute shounen protagonist Exorcist of hidden badassness and fail!Brit nature who lives to fight and protect everyone, even in some senses his enemies. He's lovable, he's adorable, he's a little prickly and one of the most entertaining things of multifaceted WTFness ever. He's also the poster child of traumatic childhood backstories who rightfully should be batshit insane and bitter by now but instead is the most heartbreakingly sweet Stepford Smiler if he's not beating your ass in poker.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT A PIECE OF THIS.

[sleightofhearts]

[whitenighting]

get out.

[sleightofhearts]

Come now.

You'll either get him, or dreamofrapture. Take your pick.

1/2

[whitenighting]

I'd rather no--

2/2

[whitenighting]

yesplz.

[sleightofhearts]

Both? Sounds like a plan ♥

[whitenighting]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.

[sleightofhearts]

Oh? Do speak up boy, I'm a wee bit hard of hearing.

It's what happens when your headspace suddenly gets crowded with EIGHTY POUNDS OF SCREECHING LOLI.]

[whitenighting]

Lacking common sense or decency is more like it. [ But sure, he'd oblige and yank your ear down so he could yell into it if you insist.

You know, he'd laugh at you over Road, too, except that'd just come back to bite him in the ass. Or mouthmolest him, as the case might be. ]

[strideonstrider]

Man like we discussed when I enabled you long and hard with my awesome insufferable prick here - COOL KID AND EXORCIST CR MFY?

[whitenighting]

/PILES ON THE HATE FOREVER SO EFFING MUCH.

♥ YES. Man them being roomies really would somehow be the the best AND worst thing since sliced bread. ALLOW ME TO GET MY GROOVEGOGGLES BACK ON FOR HOW ALLEN WILL PROCEED HERE.

[strideonstrider]

/PILES ON THE COOL

hahaha, go nudge the Terezi too and we can work out the three way INSANITY AND AWESOME. Especially with the CANDY RED OBSESSION.

Re: Allen Walker | D.Gray-Man

[crystal_type]

/SCREAM

omg why you do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Re: Allen Walker | D.Gray-Man

[whitenighting]

sdfgdsjfkds

I'M SORRY, I WAS ENABLED ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

/h-hugs?

THE ACTUAL INFO NOW

[whitenighting]

SO HERE'S THE DEAL ON ALLEN.

He's chapter 205 of DGM, which means he's a walking spoiler but for those poor castmates ingame I'll be nice and PLEASE TELL ME DO OR DO NOTS IN TERMS OF ANYTHING. Mostly he wouldn't bring up anything about 'home' or what had been happening there. However, it means there's an extra bittersweet nostalgia at interacting with Exorcists.

He's been on the Sif a while, around 3 years (which makes him around 20..ishy...thingy). How does that work with a 205 pullpoint? Magic. As if there weren't enough timespacey things already. He's committed himself to the idea of building a new planet and saving/searching for that, probably initially from recreating his home to a world for all of them who desire such on the Sif, the friends he's made, etc. A permanent job for around a year now in medical, and he takes great offense to any slander coming his way as a 'nurse'. Mostly he's still learning.

If there's been need for non-police/imprisonment security he's probably done it, but nothing police-related very