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Re: Sherlock Holmes // Sherlock Holmes (2009 Film)

[missthewoman]

[You know I couldn't not...]

[Have a face full of Irene smiling at you.]

[yes_mother_hen]

[He tries to gather his words, and only comes up with a fairly lame:]

You're in my room.

[missthewoman]

[She raises an eyebrow as if to say, 'so?']

You had no trouble with that last night.

[yes_mother_hen]

[MENTALLY KEYMASHING]

...And what happened last night?

[missthewoman]

[This is the most wonderful question you could possibly ask. You know she's not going to be honest and say she remembers nothing. And you know she's going to say the thing that will troll you the most. XD

She smiles seductively.]

My dear consulting detective. Looking at the evidence (if he would indeed look at her), what do you deduce?

[yes_mother_hen]

[He was afraid of that precise question in return to his question, because if there's one thing he is BAD at deducing, it's any sort of relationship with Irene Adler.

...Oh, good lord.]

I refuse to deduce anything.

[missthewoman]

Oh?
You refuse? How very disappointing. Perhaps I shall then, and you can be outshone by a woman once again.

[yes_mother_hen]

[Oh no u didn't Irene]

I deduce that I got drunk.

[missthewoman]

[Oh, yes she did.
And see how effectively it worked!]

[She waggles the empty wine glass that she'd been casually holding onto at him.]

And now we have a firm grasp of the obvious. Anything else?

[Ahh~ This is ooc! How horrible could it possibly be? XD]

[yes_mother_hen]

[He will keep on making obvious deductions, just to waffle around from the point.]

You broke your way into my room.

[missthewoman]

[Waffle away! You'll run out at some point~]

I assure you, there was no breaking involved. [Semantics.] But before you ask, no, your darling roommate did not let me in.

[yes_mother_hen]

[GHH. He's running out of obvious things to say...]

Then you'd waltzed your way in, or something similar. Semantics.

[missthewoman]

Certain I was not invited in?

[yes_mother_hen]

...Were you?

[He sounds. Vaguely horrified by the idea.]

[missthewoman]

[[Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking this is what happens after their singing date? XD *is shot*]]

[Mmm. She's pretty sure... But if you don't remember, why not.]

Yes~ Oh-! here I am, giving you the answer.

[yes_mother_hen]

((...oh my god, definitely))

[He feels an incoming headache just behind his eyes, and he holds it back and away with herculean force.]

I can't imagine that I could have functioned, if I were so inebriated.

[Suddenly, quick and to the point.]