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texts from last night meme

Jun 13, 2011 22:12

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Dante | Devil May Cry crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 02:47:30 UTC

lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 02:48:54 UTC

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crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 02:50:15 UTC

kjzxhykj to you too, dude

lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 02:59:46 UTC

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crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 03:03:10 UTC

are you butt-texting me?

learn to lock the keyboard before you sit on it.

lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 03:08:15 UTC

[That's good advice except I CAN'T READ.]

[Also he's more likely drunk than butt-texting.]

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crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 03:14:28 UTC

[Random texts it is then...]

when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.

lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 03:24:04 UTC

[OVER HERE IN FENRIS-LAND:]

[Maker, how does he turn off the keyboard function on this thing? He doesn't want to text. HE CAN'T EVEN WRITE. Plus the alcohol might not be helping.

Who keeps sending something back to him? Fenris types in something he does know the meaning to:]

???

[voice?] crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 03:51:32 UTC

[Yeah, okay. Calling now.]

What the hell are you doing over there, Fenris?

[voice!] lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 03:55:52 UTC

[The sound of fumbling with the guide for a second, then Fenris' slightly inebriated voice.]

Dante. Stop sending me messages. You know I can't read them.

Re: [voice!] crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:02:19 UTC

Dude, you started it. Are you just randomly hitting the keyboard or what?

[voice!] lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 04:13:52 UTC

I don't know what I'm doing, this stupid- [more fumbling noises]

How do you turn it off? The letters.

Re: [voice!] crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:20:39 UTC

... Are you drunk?

And if so, why didn't you invite me?

Re: [voice!] lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 04:36:02 UTC

I'm not. [He is.] And I didn't plan on stopping by this... tavern. Bar. Whatever word everyone uses for it. It looked interesting, and I've not been here for three hours.

[If Fenris meant to make a point in there somewhere, he failed.]

Re: [voice!] crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:44:28 UTC

You haven't been there three hours, huh?

Dude, I think you need a designated driver. Or at least a wingman.

Re: [voice!] lyriumbranded June 14 2011, 04:47:30 UTC

A designated wing... what?

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