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texts from last night meme

Jun 13, 2011 22:12

texts from last night

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crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 03:34:13 UTC

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 03:49:46 UTC

Maybe you should have written that part down instead.

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 03:59:45 UTC

hate to say it but you got a point.

I don't need a reminder for the other part.

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:01:10 UTC

why are you carrying so many devil arms?

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:07:33 UTC

what's taht got to do with anything?

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:09:15 UTC

why do you have them?

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:16:50 UTC

because I'm awesome.

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:17:53 UTC

"Awesome" doesn't belong in a bar.

Where's Beowulf?

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:21:38 UTC

I thought you had it?

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:23:22 UTC

Dropped everything when I put my liver back in.

You didn't take it?

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:28:21 UTC

hang on.

found it. it was under the bed. sorry dude.

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:33:23 UTC

Dante. I want it back.

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:42:48 UTC

trade you for a month of free pizza.

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 04:45:54 UTC

How about I promise not to break your neck?

crazy_about_it June 14 2011, 04:52:28 UTC

how about I laugh in your face?

fallentrueson June 14 2011, 05:06:13 UTC

Don't be a fool, Dante.

Just give it back.

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