I'm Number 1!!

[bitch_ass_hoe]

Hi, my name is lindsay, and i cant stop itching. why, do you ask? because.....well... im not sure exactly, but i may have something to do with my rather free spirited weekend. i mean i have been having lots of fun, but i cant seem to get over this burning, hemorrhoid-esque feeling. i sure love watermelon flavored cookies though, and thats my

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[the_mollusk]

ohhh, it still iches!!! ahhh
p.s. Johnny is the best. ever.

[gravyreef]

"the most perfect example of human existance."

Haha.