new kitten
THE APPLICATION
THE BASICS
Full name: Katharine Anne Louise Stokoe
What do you like to be called? Kayte, Kaytous, Princess, Bob..anything which isn't too offensive
Age: sweet sixteen a kiss too far
Location: a joyous place called morden, sw london uk
Do you dig boys, girls, or both?: both ^_^
Single or taken? taken <3
Occupation: student
A BIT ABOUT YOU
Describe yourself in three words: perfect, beautiful, deluded
Any hobbies? drawing and writing poetry, pondering about life, smoking, seeing those i love, obsession with glamour, trash and piercings.
Your best physical feature? i guess my boobs though people keep saying howtiny they are lately >,<
Your worst? ugh the whole grossly obese thing
The best aspect of your personality? i will go to any lengths to help, please and protect those i care about
….and the worst? the whining
Turn-ons: bondage, kisses, piercings, personality
Turn-offs: feet, camels
Pet Peeves: i cannot stand the hypocrisy and shittiness of the average human being and how everyone judges people even me
DUM-DUM-DUUUUUUUUM! IT’S THE OPINIONS SECTION!
What is your opinion on…..
Abortion: i'm pro choice, i think it is up to the woman who is pregnant to decide whether she is capable of bringing up a child and if for whatever circumstances she feels she is not able to, that is her perrogative
Ebonics: although i attempt to be eloquent myself i think everyone has a right to speak how they choose.
Same-sex marriage: homosexuals have the same right to marry as heterosexuals.
Suicide/Self-Injury: if for genuine reasons these things are understandable although upsetting. if done for attention.. just.. no.
Drug use: arrghhh i smoke canabis myself so damning drug use wouldbe hypocritical but i think it is again about choice.
Censorship in the media (film, TV, music, videogames, etc): i think it's brainwashing personally but, each to their own
Sex in general: good in a stable relationship.
THESE ARE A FEW OF YOUR FAVOURITE THINGS….
Music (list at least five bands/artists): Guns n Roses, Hole, Jack off Jill, King Adora, Placebo, Queen Adreena, Rasputina, Smashing Pumpkins,
Movies (list at least five) life of brian, holy grail, withnall and i, chasing amy, lilo and stitch
Actor: monty python gang are brilliant
Actress: marilyn monroe or neve campbell
Food: ice cream
Drink: ribena or vodbena!
Person: Gary
Insult: (from holy grail) "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" (my own) twamel meaning a cross between a twa and a camel i hate camels
Quote: We're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars- Oscar Wilde
TV Show: Little Britain, Hollyoaks, Friends
Book: Junk by Melvin Burgess, A million little pieces by james frey
RANDOM STUFF.
If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be? Jessicka Jinx or Katie Jane Garside.. just to be beautiful, or a rich person. or ideally just me.. happy
Who rules the universe? Pooface the baby
Make us laugh. Go on. We’re a miserable, cantankerous lot and we need some happiness.
oh and there is a garage song which has lyrics saying "you don't wanna bring no beef bring some beef you'll lose some teeth" it amused me greatly
Promote us to either two journals or one community. Link us DIRECTLY to these entries, we’re lazy cretins. the public lj
My lj
AND FINALLY……
Post some photos of yourself. At least two must be clear face shots (no batman camera angles, we want to see your face, not your hairline), and one must be of you holding a sign saying “Bitch Kittens” and your username, we want to know that you are who you say you are, no identity stealing!
note i don't have a digital camera, i had to take this pic w/ my phone send it to faceparty and take from there. it was long and expensive, wouldn't have done it for another community. xxx