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[bitchdontwork]

i am about to enter a four day weekend which i have been looking forward to for two months. so tired have i been this week i couldn't even go out last night to see my friend jay off before he moved to hong kong indefinitely. i now regret this as jay is one of the good ones. he's 42 with a previous crack problem and absolutely barking mad but this

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[haonowshaokao]

I've never really understood flashers. If they want other people to see their bits so badly then why not just become a life model or go to the nudist beach? Perhaps it's the danger? Surely there are other ways to pump up the adrenalin that won't get you permanently labelled as not only a pervert, but a crap pervert.

[bitchdontwork]

i got flashed at in the alley way between wilton avenue and milton road. he was an old man wearing a stained raincoat done up with a yellow tie. as i came round the corner and saw him i knew exactly what he was going to do but didn't have time to run away. instead i just bustled past and went home without looking. that'll teach him to be so archetypical.