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I felt a lot of social pressure to do a registry (Hi Mom!) and there were a handful of things that we wanted. Let's play a fun game! Match the object to the future spouse!
I registered for soap at Bed Bath and Low Blood Sugar because I really couldn't come up with anything else. In my defense, I tried really really hard and that's what I want: soap and a gnome table.
LMFAO! We were in the same boat, so I registered for things I'd never buy for myself - like insanely good knives since I love to cook - surprisingly enough, a few folks took our registry seriously and I got some cool shit I'd never spend the money on myself.
My mom was really insistant that we register for "good china" and "good crystal", but I reminded her that we eat on the couch and don't "entertain" other than setting out cookies and beer for our guests... I was worried about this, but after a few fruitless browsing days, I've decided I don't care. People who insist on getting us a gravy boat can buy us a damn gravy boat. It doesn't matter what pattern it is, I'm a vegetarian, I have no storage space and I'm just going to jettison it. After I write a lovely, heartfelt thank you note.
So I read your reply a few times before it finally fucking registered...HOLY SHIT YOU AND BRIAN ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!! That's so awesome; tell that fucker he's toast for not giving me a heads-up.
I can offer absolutely no conventional advice, but I can recommend an awesome photographer and can either perform the ceremony or just sign the papers for nada (and anyone you know can do the rest) 'cuz I'm legit like dat. (That is, as long as you get married in New York. I'm not as legit anywhere else.)
I can't believe you signed my retarded knot.com Guestbook; that shit is HIDEOUS. *Your* wedding site (on the other hand) is looking good despite the lack of details, and the proposal was hilarious and exactly what I expected.
I think your wedding is going to be one for the record books! The site looks awesome and the whole thing looks like a TON of fun, which is really what it ought to be, not what fucking Martha Stewart says it should be.
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I registered for soap at Bed Bath and Low Blood Sugar because I really couldn't come up with anything else. In my defense, I tried really really hard and that's what I want: soap and a gnome table.
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I can offer absolutely no conventional advice, but I can recommend an awesome photographer and can either perform the ceremony or just sign the papers for nada (and anyone you know can do the rest) 'cuz I'm legit like dat. (That is, as long as you get married in New York. I'm not as legit anywhere else.)
I can't believe you signed my retarded knot.com Guestbook; that shit is HIDEOUS. *Your* wedding site (on the other hand) is looking good despite the lack of details, and the proposal was hilarious and exactly what I expected.
YAY!
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*looks around to make sure wife is not in the room*
Much cooler than ours was.
:)
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