Ask and ye shall receive something completely different

[bitchgoddessdm]

There are a lot of things that my husband Ricky is good at. For example, he can mix up a custom cocktail that will knock your socks off. He can spout history and politics like friggin' Rain Man. He draws and he plays bass. And he can do this awesome thing with his tongue that...well, that's another story entirely. But that's not the point. The

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[stevesbabygirl]

Okay, this was super sweet :).

[jill_of_fandoms]

Oh god that poor man. If that happened to me I would've burst into tears and locked myself in my room for the ret of the day.

It is darkly hilarious, though.

[puckbunny87]

... I spent all of the christmas money last year on the baby and boyfriend. When boyfriend wanted to go shopping for me (we have shared accounts), I pretty much told him we were broke and he couldn't :) Whoops.

If I left him to his own devices, who knows what I'd get. I asked for slippers this year. What can I say, I'm exciting.

[allmuzedup]

*laughs* omg do i KNOW this. men are soooo funny sometimes. i don't hint though, i tell my fiance exactly what i want and exactly what i like, cause there is just no telling what he would get otherwise. he doesn't take hints, doesn't even HEAR THEM, and his style isn't my style. *laughs* i coached him for a year before he found the engagement ring on what it is i wanted, i figure this is the one time i can get what i want and he managed to not only surprise me with something truly amazing, but he found it on his own! you have to tell us your list and then what he actually got you and the story behind it. isn't it lovely to have such a wonderful person you didn't ask for? *hugs mine*

[blythe025]

Cats ARE cute and are also occasionally stabby-things.

[bitchgoddessdm]

Soooooo true!