First Cabbage Joke | [Voice then video]

[bitchingwhores]

Well, this is embarrassing.

[It's hard to tell since it's only his voice, but Adachi's grimacing.]

Can anybody hear me? [His voice drops:] I'm feeling kinda stupid talking to this phone I found... Can somebody pick up? Is this even working? Sheesh, I didn't even know Inaba had a forest like this...

[He trails off upon receiving no reply. For a minute

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[Voice] that's how he does it

[viral_tyrant]

[He'll go ahead and answer your question first.]

Indeed, it is. And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you may be stuck here for quite some time.

[Voice] And my tags are the most random of them all.

[bitchingwhores]

[Ah, he doesn't have to switch it to voice for this one! Good new voice.]

I just heard that, actually. It's true, then? I thought it was really far-fetched... Is there anything we can do in the meantime? Everything I've heard sounds fishy. Events, this place bringing people here like it's a living entity... It's hard for the mind to handle, y'know?

[Voice] which makes them amazing

[viral_tyrant]

It is, yes. [He thinks, wondering about how he should respond to the second question.

He'll go with a fairly neutral response.] The residents tend to occupy their time in doing what they would normally do in their respective worlds. And I'm afraid that does include participating in the events.

I only say that because events are based on the memories of the residents inhabiting the mansion.

[And Adachi's last comment deserves a throaty chuckle.] It is difficult to handle at first, yes. Especially if common occurrences here would seem impossible in your dimension.

[video]

[fans_fire]

[oh hey! It's the detective guy who keeps showing up and telling them stuff! Since the last thing Yukiko remembers is rescuing Naoto, she has no qualms in talking to him]

Adachi-san, I see you've been brought here too. I'm afraid you may be here for some time - as far as I know, there's no way out. Has anyone explained this place to you?

[voice, for ever and ever. yukiko can stay video though]

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, hey, it's one of the kids from that team he hates! And she's talking to him like she doesn't know, thank goddess. ...Er, goodness. He's grateful that all of the brats didn't contact him one after the other. He might have lost it even more than when he met up with Souji. He rubs at his side for a moment before replying:]

Hi there, Amagi-san.

[He can't, for the life of him feign surprise.]

I heard that, but I can't say I believe it. Well, I know the basics. This place is called Wonderland, and the people brought here have to live in this mansion. Am I right so far?

[video forever]

[fans_fire]

Yes, that's right. We don't really know why but new people show up all the time so I guess there must be some reason. Do you know much else about where we are?

[no_homo_bro]

[That is. A lot of Adachis looking at me as I type this. But Kanji knows nothing of the sort. In fact, the following statement is probably not actually directed AT Adachi himself.]

No way...even the coffee monkey is here?

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, Kanji, you always were so careful in your words. Adachi has enough mind to grimace before switching his feed to voice.]

I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to send that, but, yes, even I'm here.

[Voice]

[no_homo_bro]

Oh, uh...yeah. I didn't mean it like that. It's just like the whole town is here by now.

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

It's okay. I know you didn't mean it.

[Geez, the kid's so brain dead that Adachi actually suspects he accidentally messaged him at first.]

Well, it really wasn't that big of a town to begin with, to be honest. This mansion could probably house, what, everyone in Inaba and then some? At least, that's the feeling I'm getting.

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[turn4bout]

NOP3
1TS 4CTU4LLY 4 ROCK3TSH1P
W3LCOM3 TO SP4C3

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[bitchingwhores]

oh?
that makes so much more sense!
just kidding. im afraid someone already beat you to the punch. the mansion would be so much more interesting as a rocketship though.

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[turn4bout]

HOW DO YOU KNOW TH3YR3 T3LL1NG YOU TH3 TRUTH
M4YB3 1TS 4LL ON3 B1G PR4NK??
YOUV3 B33N TR4NSPORT3D TO 4 COMPL3T3LY D1FF3R3NT UN1V3RS3
WH4TS 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 R1D1CULOUSN3SS 4DD3D TO TH3 M1X???

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[bitchingwhores]

ahaha. you know what? im gonna believe you.
because that would be so much more interesting yknow? just a huge mansion that flies.
does the mansion. er. rocketship. morph too? just throwing it out there.

[masukukunai]

[Everyone else may be treating Adachi (at least somewhat) gently, but Yousuke doesn't have that kind of restraint. Just seeing that guy's face causes all sorts of ill feelings to bubble up in his chest. It makes him feel sick.]

You-- What're you doing here?

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

[Well, everyone but Souji has, anyway. The bruises he has are a testament to that, but he's smart enough to cover them.]

Oh, Hanamura-san! What a surprise!

[Rise already told him who all was here, but that doesn't stop him. All that indignation just feels wonderful.]

I don't know why I'm here. You'll have to take it up with the mansion. People keep on implying that it's alive. Spooky, huh?

[Voice]

[masukukunai]

Don't patronize me. I know who you are.

[He's so mad, he wants to spit. Why? This guy was supposed to be in jail, forever. What's the justice in this?]

[Voice] Whoops, wrong icon at first.

[bitchingwhores]

[Well, what do we have here? It's some timeline fuckery, that's what. The mansion sure loved him to have two of those brats know what he did, huh?]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm an innocent victim here, just like you.

[And it seems the mansion could care less about justice.]